17 Parents Who Almost Had A Heart Attack Because Of Their Creepy, Creepy Kids
1.This 3-year-old drew a picture of her "imaginary mum" who visits her at night (?!?!?!?!), and this was her description:
2.This kid had a loose tooth that was bleeding, so naturally, they left a "message" for their parents:
3.This kid keeps leaving their dolls out and nearly giving their poor parents a heart attack when they switch on the lights at night:
4.This is a collection of doll hands that two young sisters are keeping. Why? The parents have no idea:
5. This kid had a compliment to give, but gave it in the creepiest way:
My daughter said “Daddy, I like your car because it’s made of human skin” because we have tan fake leather seats lol.
— Rad Sechrist (@radsechrist) April 8, 2021
6.It's official: Manicure Barbie is the scariest doll to find left in the middle of the room at night:
7.This kid is honest with their feelings, at least:
8.This family had brand-new neighbors move in next door. Their kid decided to leave this "science experiment" on the new neighbors' doorstep:
9. It's the "again" that would have me packing up:
so. my baby is 5. today we’re in the living room, i’m watching tv she’s watching the ipad. out of nowhere she says “yes mom?” i’m like ?she goes “did you tap me?” “no.” “but i felt it right here on my back!”“...no, i didn’t”*shrugs* “maybe it was the ghost again”again?! pic.twitter.com/hxAw7HIgzn
— D. ❤️🔥 (@MissSneed) May 30, 2019
10.This person's little brother — age 4 — drew what he saw in his room last night. UMMMM:
11. Comedian Nash Flynn has this story, which would absolutely keep me up at night for years if it happened to me:
my son has recently informed me the ‘wall people’ who ‘always have their eyes open’ don’t like us anymore. just curious if anyone is free tonight to help me move out
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) September 11, 2022
12.This is a fun note to find randomly on your bedroom dresser, right? Yeah:
13.Nobody knows why this kid was playing with their Barbies this way, and I'm not sure anybody wants to know:
14.This kid's Halloween costume scared the ever-living crap out of pretty much everyone (good job, kid):
15.This kid's smiley face scooter is NOT what you want to see in your dimly lit kitchen:
16.This kid drew a very fun and not-at-all nightmare-inducing drawing in class:
17. And finally, here's a two-fer:
A friend's child insisted on sleeping with infant sibling, explaining, "The baby still knows how to talk to God, and I am forgetting how."
— Kim Scott 🇺🇦 #BLM (@kimballscott) April 6, 2022