17 Times Men Thought Being Inappropriate, Creepy, Or Just Plain Mean Would Get Them Positive Attention From A Woman

BuzzFeed
·2 min read
628

1.This guy who thought the way to any woman's heart was to just yell at her:

He says "Hey how are you, I'd love to get to know you," and when she responds with ???? he says "I'm talking!"

2.This guy who thought the only way to fix a "stale" conversation was to ask a woman he never met before if he could motorboat her:

After complimenting her for dressing "extremely well for a full figured woman," he asks if he can plaster his face between her boobs

3.This guy who really put all his eggs into one negging basket:

He says her glasses are cute, but "don't let it get to your head," and when she says "Always do and always will," he says "Well your hair looks shit so"

4.This guy who definitely needed to workshop this "cute" idea a little more:

"If I'm getting to know a girl at a party, bar, nightclub or festival and wish to hook up," "how cute would it be if I pulled out a panty and gave it to them" and said, "I expect to see you wearing that tonight"?

5.This guy whose idea of romance was...stalking:

Guy says "Fuck this uni" and "females are so cruel these days to the kindest of men" after woman he's been "crushing on for ages" and "watching for ages" says she has a boyfriend when he buys her flowers, and calls him a creep when he "calls her out"

6.This anti-abortion guy who messaged a woman who had "Don't message me if you're not pro-abortion rights" in her profile, and then brought up every woman's favorite person, Andrew Tate:

He says "I'm not pro choice," and when she asks why he liked her profile, he says because he's thinking like his "lord and savior, Andrew Tate," and says she's missing out on a guy who'll "physically protect his woman"

7.This guy who probably spent a long time coming up with this genius opening line:

A very long exchange that begins with "I bet you're really good at sucking dick," and he tries to apologize by calling it an "irrational" opening line, and she says there are better words, like "gross"

8.This guy who...well, at least he said "hi" first:

He says "Can't say hello?" and when she says she's confused as to why she's expected to respond, he says he's a nice guy, then says "You are sexy" and "How big are your tits"

9.This guy who, after being called out for love bombing, sent this "We both have issues" message:

He says they both have issues and he has a lot of work ahead to "get over some of" her walls, and says "I'd obviously like for things to grown between us but I'm also scared to be love bombed in the end just like you"

10.This guy who was, honestly, not doing too bad...at first:

He says "I'm 23 and handsome, like gaming, anime, cats and dogs, nature," and "also have a big dick," and when she says she's engaged, he says they can just "sext on the side"

11.This guy who thought making this bold assumption would get him a date (and who seemed to forget the integral "the future" part of this pickup line):

"Is this mother of my kids?" "No I'm not, I have a boyfriend"

12.This also presumptuous guy with a similar opening line, but — plot twist — he's in a relationship:

"You're going to be my wife someday," "*sent to ur gf," "You're a bitch, I can't even be nice to girls anymore"

13.This guy who, once again, had no success using this opening line but seemed to remain optimistic about it:

"Umm I wanna fuck you," "Does that opener ever work for you?" He has a long response about his game and women being down to fuck and how "it's not an opener sweetie, that's just me seeing someone that turns me on"

14.This guy who was called out but still didn't seem to get it:

"You are fucking sexy!" "Is this an appropriate message to a stranger?" "I took a shot, I'm sorry, lol," "You're only sorry you got called out," "No I'm not sorry about that, I'm sorry you took offense to it," "I bet you're a Tate incel"

15.This guy who thought telling a woman that he's too good for an app that they're both currently on was a good idea:

He says he's close to deleting the app because he's too good for it: he's "an extrovert who can meet people the normal way" but out of everyone he matched with, she's the one he liked the most

16.This guy who dissed women in his dating app profile and then expected actual matches with actual women:

Says good guys are played out, so "pretend" describes himself as a constant cheater, narcissistic, abuser, addict, then says he's actually a hard worker, loyal, loves dancing, always honest, foodie, and "seeking the impossible in a messed-up dating scene"

17.And finally, this self-proclaimed "amazing boyfriend" who thought a good way to attract a woman was to make it super clear that he will cheat:

Says he's looking for a "submissive, understanding, smart, fun super freak" who wants to be his "nasty little slut," says he's an amazing boyfriend but will cheat after 3 days of no sex

H/T: r/niceguys.