17 Not-So-Subtle Signs That Scream "I'm 'New Money' Rich"

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Think you can tell the difference between rich people who are "old money" and "new money?" Well, people on Twitter apparently think it's blatantly obvious — and a little cringeworthy.

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Here are just 17 things, according to them, that practically scream "new money" in the loudest possible way:

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1.Houses with an ~ultra~ modern design:

2.Watches that are so flashy, you can't even tell the time:

3.Expensive watches that aren't even properly fitted:

4.LV bags and trips to Dubai:

5.Literally anything Gucci:

6.Moët & Chandon champagne:

7.Huge designer logos on everything:

8.Teeth work:

9.Above-ground pools:

10.Two-story closets:

11.This...car???

12.Flexing about going to the Super Bowl ✨ every year ✨:

13.This "modern" makeover:

A "before" photo of an elegant room that has traditional architecture, such as an arch and pillars that's completely transformed in an "after" photo where all the architecture is gone and simplified for a modern look
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14.Letting everyone on social media know when you're at a luxury store:

15.Posting pricey restaurant bills online:

16.Just, like, making ~money~ your whole personality:

17.And finally, calling a car "foreign":

LOL. What do you think? What are some other obvious "new money" signs? Let us know in the comments below!