17 Medical Bills From 2022 That Make Me Want To Walk Straight Into The Sea (And Not Call An Ambulance)

1. Welcome to America, where urgent cares are treated like McDonald's:

2. Need to head to the ER for 20 minutes? That'll be $1,000:

3. Same goes for 15 minutes:

4. Pay $125,000, or face death? Hmmm...

5. Why buy the exact same thing online when you can get it from the hospital for $300 more?

6. First rule of US healthcare: Never take an ambulance to the hospital...

7. ...but if you refuse, they're gonna charge you anyway:

8. Thank god for insurance, right?

9. Even though...sometimes it does diddly squat:

10. And if you don't have insurance, enjoy watching your life savings get wiped:

11. I mean really, REALLY wiped:

12. But don't worry. If you don't have insurance, there's always gift cards:

13. Here in the US, nearly every kind of care is billed as something else so they can charge you more (fun!!!):

14. Try not to get a kidney stone unless you have $10,000 lying around:

15. Hey, at least the meds we pay hundreds for are TOTALLY worth the money, right?

16. Tbh, I'd just let the snake bite take me:

17. Bottom line, just avoid medical care as much as possible...or else:

Gotta love the good ol' US of A.

Bravo

H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating, r/ABoringDystopia