17 Husbands Who Made Their Spouse Say, "Ladies And Gentlemen, My Husband"

1. Like this husband who had a ~secret~ DIY project:

  u/MellieMayhem / Via reddit.com
u/MellieMayhem / Via reddit.com

"When you need dinner in a snap." —hothrefugee

Marvel Studios

2. And this husband who's already mastered being a dad before the baby's even arrived:

"He has successfully embarrassed me at every gathering." —Lemongrass29 (his wife)

Showtime

3.This husband who should probably have his label maker taken away:

close up on label maker message that says slip and fall bitch
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"Aw, who says romance is dead?" —OoooooohSnap

New Line Cinema

4. This husband who took instructions too literally:

"In fairness the counter is clean... you never said anything about the sink." —[deleted]

20th Television

5.And this husband, too:

"Are you a dad?" —KREPharmD

Netflix

6. This husband who made a party invitation, but really took it to a whole other (unnecessary) level:

"Food, drinks, music, etc. Free parking. Plenty of seating. Air conditioning. No cover. No line. Clean bathrooms. Sloane is turning our office into a club. It's gonna be fun. Please come ready to party. My pants will probable come off before the night is over. ...The working theme is the end of Scarface when he takes his last stand and machine guns his whole house, but that is subject to change."

"Double spacing. Mark me down as a no." —fupduck

NBC

7. This husband who REALLY wanted to make a point:

"Fake! In which marriage does the husband get a full half of the bed for himself?" —MasterFubar

@RobertEBlackmon

8. And this husband who thinks he's a REAL comedian:

"SO close. But the huge stack of pillows should be more towards the center, and your half of one should be partially hanging off the side, with almost no covers." —[deleted]

Universal Pictures

9. This ~ballsy~ husband who REALLY did this:

close up of someone written with my balls

"I can't find it on YouTube, who is the artist?" —PnkFld

Netflix

10.This husband who took Elf on the Shelf to dark places:

"Vehicular elfslaughter" —somebadplankton

New Line Cinema

11. This husband who probably has deep regrets:

Oops.

Close up of a hairline thats very, very crooked and uneven
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"Well, he didn't fail... it's cut." —[deleted]

@achievementhunter

12. This husband who basically winged it:

"Heh, I'd be pretty proud of that if I were him." —bickies

Peacock

13. This husband who was more ~selfish~ than he appeared:

"Did he name the dog? This is a long con if so." —lildickgirl111

@RosannaPansino

14. This husband who kinda tried, sorta:

"It has all the function of a Roman arch, and all the charm of a Roman toilet." —goatcoat

@Colosseum_real / Miramax Films

15. This husband who could use a cooking lesson...or twenty:

"Time to file a divorce." —Questionsaboutsanity

TLC

16. This husband who made a subtle, yet not-so-subtle, message:

"I expected a piece of wooden lattice to be placed over the pie." —acepiloto

CBC

17. And finally, this husband who will never be in charge of preparing guest rooms ever againL

"That's a nice way of telling your wife about you and her sister." —DaSaladMan

Hulu

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