17 DMs From Men That Prove Dating As A Woman Is Truly A Delight

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Warning: This post contains creepy, misogynistic language that, unfortunately, many women deal with on a on a regular basis on dating apps and also just in life. Read at your own risk.

1. This opening line that DID not match the energy of his profile:

An interesting opener from Tinder

2. This DM from Billy, who needs to effing chill:

I've had my account for less than two days Billy what the hell from Tinder

3. This Bumble match who took creepiness to a whole new level:

That's enough bumble men for the year. decade. century. from creepyPMs

4. This weirdo who decided this was the perfect time to change the subject:

My friend’s conversation on Bumble. Why do people think this is okay? from creepyPMs

5. This gem who made plenty of assumptions for no goddamn reason:

Downloaded hinge 3 days ago and I’m already about to delete it. from creepyPMs

6. This fella who took no response as his sign to kick things up notch:

guess i’m deleting hinge now from creepyPMs

7. This man who didn't get the response he wanted and handled it very maturely:

from my archives of tinder circa 2018 from creepyPMs

8. This convo that I hope got this individual blocked ASAP:

psa: the good men ARE NOT on bumble :/ from creepyPMs

9. This bold strategy that probably works 0% of the time:

Joys of Tinder from creepyPMs

10. This guy who managed to wait a whole 20 minutes before going there:

Tinder guys are a different breed from creepyPMs

11. This gentleman whose idea of an opening line is just...being really insulting(???):

This is why I don't use Tinder anymore. ... Or any dating app. from creepyPMs

12. This dude who didn't even try to be engaging:

“Join bumble! The guys are way less creepy!” from creepyPMs

13. This somewhat-creative but hella-creepy opener:

Friend of mine was sent this from someone she doesn't know or ever even met before from creepyPMs

14. This man who DEFINITELY should've stopped after "Sweet Sexy Beauty":

Hinge PM: Not Disrespectful but definitely still Creepy from creepyPMs

15. This fully grown adult who clearly knows how to handle rejection:

I hope that this is the right place to post this. I just reactivated Tinder and saw that gem. I think he is mad. from creepyPMs

16. This catch who got mad that he gave a compliment and his match...agreed with him:

I love how he's so offended he instantly hits block... what response was he expecting? from creepyPMs

17. And finally, this exchange that leaves me with SO. MANY. QUESTIONS:

some dude msged me on okcupid. literally said NOTHING about diapers on my profile. what in heavens does this mean from creepyPMs

h/t: creepyPMs