17 Crazy Sex Positions That Have Been Missing From Your Life
You’ve mastered missionary and you’ve done it doggy style, like, a bazillion times already. Bring on the next position challenge, please!
Instead of resorting to your go-to moves tonight, whip out one of these crazy sex positions for a sexual experience you've never, ever, had before.
X Position
How to: Have your partner lie back and sit facing them, with your legs crossing over each other to form an X.
Why it's great: This is the only "ex" you'll be glad to run into. Also known as the "Crisscross," this crazy sex position requires slow, intimate movement.
Butter Churner
How to: Have your partner lie on their back with their legs raised and folded over so their ankles are on either side of their head, while you squat and penetrate.
Why it's great: This seemingly weird sex position lets you penetrate even deeper. Just go easy on the thrusts to avoid too much pressure on your partner's upper body.
Pretzel
How to: As you kneel over your partner, have them wrap one leg around your waist while the other leg rests under your butt.
Why it's great: Despite what the name suggests, there's no food involved in this freaky sex position (although, if you're into that, why not up the crazy factor?). Otherwise, this position allows for deep, powerful thrusts, but at a sideways angle that feels totally different and hot.
Spider
How to: Sure, it resembles the crab walk, but in a crazy-sexy way. Your partner's pelvis should be above yours while their legs bend to the side of your body.
Why it's great: Since you’re both controlling the movements, you can rock back and forth to get into a satisfying rhythm.
Spork
How to: If you like the Spoon sex position, you'll love the Spork. Instead of lying on your sides, your partner will stay flat on their back while you position your body at a 90-degree angle in between your legs.
Why it's great: You get to take the reins with this one, and you'll be rewarded with an awesome view of your partner's body-especially their face. (Wild yet intimate-does it really get better than that?)
Snow Angel
How to: This is basically missionary position with an upside-down twist. Have your partner lie on their back while you straddle them facing away. Have them lift their legs and wrap them around your back to elevate their pelvis so you can enter them. Your partner can grab your butt to help you slide up and back.
Why it's great: Don't let the ethereal name fool you-this weird sex position will definitely make you feel totally naughty. Plus, from this position, your partner will have easy access to fondle your erogenous zones. Not to mention, your pelvis is perfectly positioned to grind against her clit.
Standing Wheelbarrow
How to: Have your partner get into the downward dog yoga position. You sit at the end of the bed, and grab your partner's legs so you can wrap them around your waist.
Why it's great: Warning: This freaky sex position is not for beginners! Think of this as downward dog with even better benefits-the deep-thrusting kind. You may only be able to stay in this position for a little bit, but it’ll definitely be an experience you’ll remember.
Swiss Ball Blitz
How to: Sit on a stability ball. Have your partner turn away from you and back up onto your lap, sitting between the legs.
Why it's great: Yet another way to use that stability ball. This is similar to reverse cowgirl-except way more weird and fun because you’re both balancing on a workout ball. From her position on top, your partner can maintain control of the movements, which can be faster and deeper, thanks to the extra buoyancy from the exercise tool.
Waterfall
How to: For this variation of girl on top, lie with your torso off the edge of bed while your partner hops on top.
Why it's great: You’ll both love your views and the fact that you’re totally in control. Plus, all the blood rushing to your head will create a mind-blowing sensation during climax.
Cross Buttocks
How to: So you're probably thinking, "wait...how?" But here's how this one's done: Enter you from missionary position, then slide your legs and chest off their body so your limbs form an "X" with theirs.
Why it's great: Why attempt this one? Well, due to the nature of this position, you'll feel more of your partner's body in motion.
Golden Arch
How to: Sit with your legs straight, and then have your partner sit on top of your with bent knees over your thighs. Then, you both lean back and let the pleasure commence.
Why it's great: Similar to the spider, this head-to-toe position is a great opp to have a full view of each other's bodies. Pro tip: Have your partner lean back so you can rub her clit at the same time. Blended orgasm, anyone?
Table Top
How to: Have your partner hop onto your bed, kitchen counter, bathroom sink-really any surface you happen to be near in the heat of the moment. Then, they bring their knees together and twist to one side. You can enter from this position.
Why it's great: This crazy sex position puts you two at the same level (which is especially great if you're different heights). Plus it's perfect for that I-need-you-right-this-second sexy quickie.
David Copperfield
How to: Place a pillow under your partner's hips. Have them bend their knees and place them on your shoulders while your perform oral.
Why it's great: This weird sex position may not seem quite as WTF-worthy as the others on this list, but let's just say the orgasm result is beyond wild and crazy. The magic here is all in the pillow, placed strategically under your partner's butt. Doing so raises their pelvis to allow you to orally stimulate them in the best way possible.
Valedictorian
How to: Such a small modification can make a crazy impact. Have your partner lie down in missionary while you're on your knees, leaning back onto your heels. She can raise one leg up against your chest while your enter her.
Why it's great: This creates a tighter experience for both you and your partner, plus it adds a sexy vantage point, as well.
Bridge
How to: Have your partner place their feet flat on the bed and raise their hips into the air, while you enter while kneeling between their legs.
Why it's great: Yoga lovers know Bridge position well, but when you throw a sex partner into the mix it's a whole new level of enlightenment. It's a fun way to up the crazy with standard missionary, plus you'll be able to reach your partner's clit and breasts for more erogenous stimulation.
Reverse Standing
How to: Both of you are standing. Your partner bends over and reaches toward their shins or toes while you enter from behind.
Why it's great: Because sometimes the bed is just too far...especially if you're both incredibly raring to go. This is a great option for standing sex because it offers a little more balance, and also creates an incredibly tight experience for more friction.
69
How to: Bring back classic 69 by lying down, while your partner climbs on top facing the opposite direction, and perform oral on each other from here. That said, if you want a variation on 69, try doing the same technique, but on your sides.
Why it's great: Whether you go for classic or sideways, 69 is a solid move to incorporate into your go-to sex routine-especially if neither of you have done it before. Plus, you and your partner simultaneously get to receive oral...what could be hotter than that?
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