162 Things People Posted Online In 2023 So Far That Made Me Laugh Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hard
2023 is almost over, but there have been tons and tons of hilarious jokes from Twitter this year already. Here are some tweets that will have you laughing until 2024.
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who’s throwing a halloween party tmr night and wanna invite me and my homegirls (we’re all on birth control)
— leslie (@_lflexing) October 27, 2023
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I yawned in the club last night and my homegirl said “don’t piss me off” 😭
— full-snack developer 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu) October 1, 2023
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lady in the gym: “i can borrow you right quick!”me: sureher: *stands me in front of her client, spins me around* “you see how his waist goes in? he’s lean”me: pic.twitter.com/r0UHI6voS5
— عالِم (@theaalimabdul) October 14, 2023
Bravo / Twitter: @theaalimabdul
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— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 17, 2023
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Working In Office is soooo degrading why am I biking 3 miles in slacks at 8 am with a jar of beef stew in my backpack
— manic pixie cheese curd, MPH (@tildawhirl) October 17, 2023
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My OBGYN just called me a free spirit..,. (whore lite) I got to stop telling this bitch all my business stg😭🤣😭😔😔 pic.twitter.com/x3S4Bpx0R3
— Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) October 24, 2023
Disney / Twitter: @jiggyjayy2
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how it feels to be on public transport with no airpods pic.twitter.com/OSSAaVOfU5
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) October 17, 2023
FX / Twitter: @bklynb4by
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this is so funny pic.twitter.com/kiXb9REYWy
— m (@liIpochaco) October 22, 2023
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Me during a plot twist scene after forcing people to watch a movie pic.twitter.com/cfWxWOHZxu
— Patty LaCerva 💌𓆦 (@minasdemon) October 22, 2023
IFC / Twitter: @minasdemon
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lowkey "seize him" and "unhand me" were huge for the english language
— ̊ (@doxie_gay) October 31, 2023
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Only thing a 26 yr old man can do for you is turn 27 https://t.co/ktMGB1eOZa
— ራሀል (@AFRlCUZ) September 7, 2023
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desperately trying to scrub the nightclub stamp off my hand before work got me feeling like this pic.twitter.com/R8eQ93LttL
— emmy ! :-) (@punkflop) September 2, 2023
Fox Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @punkflop
13.
*touching his receding hairline* who did this to u
— Kira (@mycatmisu) September 13, 2023
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not even gonna lie, sometimes it’s fun to hang out with the girlies and fail the bechdel test
— maia (@mxmtoon) September 18, 2023
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hey i have great news i called the shelter and they’re putting you down today
— clare (@sadderlizards) September 25, 2023
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failed the immersive phishing test bc it used a fake link for “office snack preferences” pic.twitter.com/QYPCoUmeYO
— brycey (@gngbryce) September 25, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @gngbryce
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no cuz having a British bf is a humbling experience i’ll be making up drama in my head and start shit and my bf will just say “what u on about” and I just am like yeah ok lemme shut up
— ✭ 𝒞 𝒦 ✭ (@wolfiecindy) October 7, 2023
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When I was getting onto my train someone pushed me (normal) and I accidentally stepped on a (Russian?) ladies foot. I apologised profusely and sat down. Would you believe that when I was getting off she trampled on both of my feet and shouted “like this you did me.”
— Ms. king (@kingeniola) October 17, 2023
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damn. everybody getting pregnant pic.twitter.com/V8jNcpNbUN
— ❤️🔥 G A W D ❤️🔥 (@_benjvmins_) October 17, 2023
Adult Swim / Twitter: @_benjvmins_
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now that my grandpa is dead i can be gay pic.twitter.com/kxLMUhTvEP
— aya 🍉🦫 (@ayadotnet) September 23, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @ayadotnet
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i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/wpVzHESa4R
— MK (@adoreanise) September 22, 2023
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craving a three finger combo & i ain’t talking about canes
— vane 🎱 (@87nessa_) September 27, 2023
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Hit the wax pen too hard now I'm looking like this bitch pic.twitter.com/5tnJEuU4IE
— Intelligent Stoners™ (@GeniusPothead) September 27, 2023
Cartoon Network / Twitter: @GeniusPothead
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nobody: me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) August 3, 2023
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— jeaux (@jeauxxxx) August 10, 2023
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Not gone lie I woulda ate his food and gave him a grilled cheese https://t.co/DyFs4PUmcJ
— MISS LEO (@_BeautyisNAE) August 2, 2023
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Bottoms will say “in my top era” and it’s because they have a fissure pic.twitter.com/N0dThFboTr
— Mike✨ (@MikeBorses) August 4, 2023
TBS / Twitter: @MikeBorses
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if anything bad ever happened to me while filming a reality tv show i would simply start singing Taylor Swift at full volume. they’re never getting those rights, they’re never getting that footage 💞
— Twink Trash (@twinktrash_) August 9, 2023
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— images that go hard (@iconicposts_) August 10, 2023
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good morning pic.twitter.com/SgyJTW8F6r
— Hunter Pippin (@HunterPippinPHL) August 12, 2023
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Rich folks I dog sit for have switched to Hulu with ads. The recession is here beloved
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) August 13, 2023
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— Jane Remover Fan News (@holzawn) August 13, 2023
33.
grad school is kinda a step below unemployment like what the fuck are u doing
— tyler (@tyler02020202) August 14, 2023
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when someone drop me home and drive off before i get inside pic.twitter.com/TSXpuU8oXD
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) August 29, 2023
Fox / Twitter: @invis4yo
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friends that check up on you >>> pic.twitter.com/WQ5T6REjla
— 𝔐 (@CheemaWRLD) August 28, 2023
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a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) August 20, 2023
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}^^{%]#]]#????💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/r3IgLQZ2Xv
— sai | simon (@SaiB0i) August 20, 2023
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housing market ain’t collapsing quick enough for me. I want to be seeing mortgages on SHEIN.
— eddie flynn (@manlikekofii) August 20, 2023
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when we saw barbie my bf was chuckling along during the bit where the barbies are distracting the kens w/ Men Things until it got to the barbie who was like “i just keep all my money in a savings account...” & then he turned to look at me with horror in his eyes
— bk (@uncooljerk) August 19, 2023
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elementary school was crazy bc why was everybody throwing up
— kie (@criminalplaza) August 30, 2023
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when im in a opening my own mail contest and the competition is my mom pic.twitter.com/tb7hAN4AaY
— megan (@chismosavirus) July 2, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @chismosavirus
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i hated u bitches in middle school “are you gay, don’t lie” bitch it’s 7am gtf out my face
— KEES⭐️🕵🏾 (@keescrawford) July 4, 2023
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U can tell the economy is fucked up cuz it used to be that if u dated a white person u had a pretty good chance of going boating, now the average white person is 2 or even in some cases 3 ppl removed from a boat. Something is not right.....
— Bouncy_ 🥀 (@TianaHRR) July 5, 2023
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“i’d fix him” i wouldn’t. i’d put him in a small cardboard box n shake it very hard
— del!lah 🦇 (@phemcel) July 6, 2023
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one time i had to take a drug test for work and they called me and were like so you tested positive for amphetamine and cocaine and i was like oh its ok im prescribed adderall and they were like yea….but the cocaine….. anyways i did not get the job 🙏
— feral rat k-hole girl (@legallyisisane) July 12, 2023
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Dawg I applied to JP Morgan last night and they sent me a rejection letter first thing in the AM. HR working overnight or sumn ???? Damn
— Joe. (@Fly_Air_Walker) July 12, 2023
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[touching his protein powder] promise you'll stop .. for me
— mariana (@pastapilled) July 4, 2023
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The only reason I put beads on my daughters hair is to alert myself on when she’s coming so I can hide my snacks 😭
— Mfonabasi (@fonabasi) July 7, 2023
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the flight attendant when your bag is too big to be a carry on pic.twitter.com/121nIKLVA1
— 🏋️♀️🦛 (@himbopottomus) July 9, 2023
Bravo / Twitter: @himbopottomus
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“my man, my man, my man” is the same thing as chanting bloody mary or candy man
— $ (@shytoosaucy) July 8, 2023
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girl dinner 🥰🥰🥰 pic.twitter.com/B4DJo1uUKJ
— sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter) July 11, 2023
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i need to smoke a blunt w her pic.twitter.com/WTT2QtxHPH
— firecracker (@badvvvibes) July 13, 2023
ABC / Twitter: @badvvvibes
53.
seeing people wearing apple watches is so funny like go off ben 10
— hatsune shitski (@zephanijong) June 7, 2023
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Haven't said "Wowzers" for a long time, probably due to grief.
— Unknown Shrew (@shrewtape) April 21, 2023
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Sending this to my friend at the function when it’s time to go https://t.co/sWR2eEA1cs
— probably cam (@camwasnthere) June 13, 2023
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— aileen (@coolawsum) June 3, 2023
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black mirror episode where a girl takes a selfy and shes like what the fuckkkk
— ivy ✡︎ (@wolktress) June 1, 2023
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pride monthhhhhh pic.twitter.com/mSXTKgeOyD
— VEIN 🔪 🩸 (@SO0u0o) June 1, 2023
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This isn’t the work of alcohol https://t.co/f1FxQdgCFN
— Alaye (@DeeGBP) June 2, 2023
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Ill come but is it ok if i wear my default outfit
— danlet (@evildanevil) June 4, 2023
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“queer joy” “queer heartbreak” “queer sociality” how about getting a queer job so you can make some queer money
— biggus gluteus magnus maximus (@yourhammergirl) June 10, 2023
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Allot of y’all gone reach 25 and realize you haven’t done nothing with your life but get pregnant & fight. THE LIFE OF A PITBULL
— , (@sgrate_) June 10, 2023
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As gay people, it is our right to lie to straight coworkers when they ask what we did over the weekend.
— Kiki (@ettapuss) June 12, 2023
64.
Knowing how to right click on a MacBook requires at least a master’s degree.
— Let Them Eat Cake Boss (@Kyla_Lacey) June 2, 2023
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got a little too high and now i can’t watch my movie because i know they’re all just pretending pic.twitter.com/3BzJNGtlh1
— 🧚🏾♀️ (@romanroyco) June 3, 2023
Fox Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @romanroyco
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As a Los Angeles babysitter I have seen children’s birthday parties that would make Bernie Sanders kill himself
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) June 14, 2023
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“do you know excel”no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
— merrin (@wowzowee) June 15, 2023
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this pic.twitter.com/32TZSYSm8X https://t.co/48vVHtOjHI
— sami 🥀 (@scarletxmars) May 12, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @scarletxmars
69.
I'm done eating edibles why me and my cousin riding around looking for me
— NOONIEE🖤👩🏽🎤 (@noonie_2x) May 7, 2023
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Five months into 2023 and class of 2020 still talking about having no prom . HEAL!!!
— jax (@jaxajueny) May 9, 2023
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Oh he got my ass.. pic.twitter.com/COq9TygPoi
— possiblykimrichards (@psblykimrichrds) May 10, 2023
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I know it smelled crazy in there. pic.twitter.com/2LqbspOYqA
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) May 8, 2023
Paramount Pictures / Twitter: @KevOnStage
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A girl can curate a mood but it takes a woman to birth a VIBE
— 𓆸 (@evakhahar) May 12, 2023
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my boyfriend had to redo some of his law school applications bc he checked yes to LGBTQA he thought A stood for ally 😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Grace (@gracecamille_) May 17, 2023
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me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's just trying to do their job pic.twitter.com/SBkmVQ4VNg
— Usman Tariq (@koi_takleef) May 14, 2023
Disney / Twitter: @koi_takleef
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you “notify anyway” bitches will burn in hell.
— ★ kiki!! ★ (@shibukiki) May 16, 2023
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she's a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hears a one direction song playing while out in public
— Rohit⁹¹ 🍒💌 (@91FINEROHIT) May 30, 2023
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monthly reminder not to send that text btw ☠️☠️☠️ pic.twitter.com/txg4ErGDN4
— lotus (@chariziard) May 30, 2023
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i be vibing to partition and then remember she’s talking about jay z…. pic.twitter.com/pLl30GGkSv
— mari 🤓 (@e_rthangel) May 29, 2023
HBO / Twitter: @e_rthangel
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The real question is, what is living doing for me???!!! https://t.co/vofUPWdoJi
— sasuke hate account. (@krispykuf) May 25, 2023
81.
I am in line at McDonald’s right now, and I ordered just a Diet Coke and the guy working, in the most monotone voice goes, “it’s classic, iconic, known all over the world.”
— aig (@eggaig) May 21, 2023
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Pll was so good cause they’d have 18 yr old spencer diffuse a bomb in 5 seconds and you wouldn’t even question it you’d just be like hm yea she is the smart one pic.twitter.com/e9huuZudjT
— Girl with no problems (@hotpriestt) May 19, 2023
Freeform / Twitter: @hotpriestt
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Hey thanks so much for inviting me out! What do you think of me? Do you think I’m cool? Did you like hanging out with me? Was I fun?
— evil rylee (@immrylee) May 28, 2023
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people would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK
— sergio (@sxrgito) July 6, 2021
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this is bad pic.twitter.com/HhxMopkwie
— stefen😼 (@stefenrc) May 26, 2023
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doxxing people in the 1700s was like “guards!!! 👉 he went thataway!”
— madi magdalene (@hottropica) May 24, 2023
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to be jerked is human — to be milked, divine
— julie 2shoes (@h0mmelette) May 20, 2023
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tbh this is how i am on dating apps pic.twitter.com/QYjHtOAMLL
— ashley (@nextlevelashley) May 30, 2023
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My (27F) boyfriend (28M) won’t stop saying he’s “microdosing pants” whenever he wears shorts
90.
at what point do we start blaming the homie and NOT the hopper? 😕
91.
this is hilarious they said just smile and werk boys
92.
One day, a guy went onto my IG and liked ALL my photos. I then DMed him saying “instead of doing all that, why don’t you just DM me and tell me you like me?”. He responded by saying “I don’t like you, I just like your content.” And proceeded to block me.
93.
men do shrooms once and discover the same things 13 year old girls have discovered alone in their bedrooms
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Let’s gooooo is the male equivalent of slay
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watched family guy last night and why did they make this one background character so cunty
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“She’s just a friend” SHE FOLLOWS YOU ON SPOTIFY ??
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After 3 shots it’s my birthday too tf
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Love how you all are missing your 23 year old selves. I was 23 last year and I would shoot her with a gun
100.
A yt man came up to me at the bar and said “the way you fucked them chicken wings up was crazy”
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‘Absolutely no worries if not!’ i have fucking tears in my eyes and i’m dry heaving
102.
If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr 😭
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https://t.co/JNTrdQiDOb
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i don’t like when the weed smell too strong im still a LADY
105.
How men look at you when you remind them they have a girlfriend.
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“It’s not that deep” I’ll kill you with my bare hands
107.
me high as fuck at the botanical gardens
108.
seeing people’s 2022 letterboxd stats having over 600 films logged
109.
completely wasted another day of the little time I have on earth
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NO MY CRANBERRY SAUCE 😭😭
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took an edible and did an entire ass load of laundry without detergent
112.
me realizing my clothes are still in the washing machine
113.
Y’all when you hit “notify anyway”
114.
hey! those are actually bananas. hope this helps ❤️ https://t.co/3qbPujJqHb
115.
how do u as a gen z-er even start smoking cigarettes. the y2k aesthetic was never that serious
116.
i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius
117.
I am CRYING my roommate brought over a discreet hookup and was like “this is camp” explaining something and the guy is like what is camp and he says “it’s like when…. when you… dress as a hamburger… for example” I’m CRYING like hearing this convo is so funny.
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https://t.co/ck8sb7EYS1
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starting a movie after 10pm
120.
I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
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“goat” is straight men’s way of saying mother
122.
white ppl snapped when they said “I don’t give a rat’s ass”
123.
At lunch with my team, we get our checks and togo boxes, one of my team members says to the waitress “Thank you lady nasty the food was delicious” she looked at us and said “It’s LaDynasty” I’m in here crying. Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty?
124.
Me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz I’m hilarious
125.
when my lima bean surgery is a sucesss
126.
hookup started giving himself a tour around my apartment after we finished and asked how much my rent was… please get out my house 😭
127.
me to my mum when she try to be my friend after she just did too much…
128.
when i was a kid i used to think adults were being patronizing when they said shit like "you're getting so big!" but now i'm in my thirties and i have a lot more friends who have kids and let me tell you something those fuckers are gettin bigger than hell
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And then there were 4
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me staring at my reflection in every mirror i come across
131.
When the water bottle pops in the middle of the night
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whoever told netflix that part 1 and 2 was a good idea for tv shows should get fired
134.
Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs
135.
"Summer is better than winter"The summer:
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World War II Home Front Museum, St. Simons, Georgia
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They just asked me to make an excel document at work, omg they’re onto me 😭
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i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer
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nothing worse than introducing someone to your favorite piece of media only for them to end up liking it a bit too much. like back up a bit..
141.
So I mounted the tv in my room by myself 3 days ago and today it fell off the wall🥹
142.
Are you guys doing a bit or do you fr like diet coke that much
143.
if benadryl bad why pink
144.
teacher: “your mom is here you have a doctor appointment”middle school me:
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Guy who thinks bipoc stands for bisexual person of color
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rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift, skin bleaching
147.
they need to show this clip in acting schools
148.
I gasped like I was in a gay slasher movie.
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i be lying to uber drivers saying “right here is perfect” knowing damn well i ain’t never been to this location nor do i know where the hell i am at
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me anxious as fck walking past a group of teenage boys https://t.co/XLRzb6cZys
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this took 15 seconds to load and was worth the wait
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Early 2000s movies were like “this is a high school sophomore”
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“Are you vers?”Idk, sometimes.
156.
everything feels like over sharing these days. I could be writing something like “I’m hungry” then delete cause nobody needs to know that
157.
“hung4hung” you people are so selfish..
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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me: *telling what i think is a hilarious story from my childhood*friend: i’m so sorry that happened to you
160.
*there is gay porn in the search engine on the family computer 13yr old me:
161.
Has anybody else noticed appetizer and entrees are the same damn price???
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