16 Parents Who Did Not Give Their Kids Permission To Make Them This Weak With Laughter
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Me: Yes, you were in my belly. 3yo: Why... *tears in her eyes* ...why did you eat me?
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7-year-old: This is my friend. He's been in my class since KINDERGARTEN.Me: That's only three years.7: That's like half my life.
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We just removed a bead from our (6yo) child’s ear after she failed her hearing test today. She goes “Oh yeah. I think I put that in there when I was 4, I remember now. Is it pink?” It was pink.
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*8YO arguing*Me: I‘ll call Santa, right now and tell him… 8YO: Well I’ll call the PTA to volunteer you …Me: You win
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My 7 yr old wants to know how many years I spent in "Mom training school" and if I "practiced enough with dolls" before I had her; I don't like this line of questioning.
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no one:my 4yo: *to my husband* mommy always smells like perfume, and you always smell like hair😆😆😆
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Going away on a business trip and my 7yo is very sad because “there won’t be anyone to reach the high things,” if you’re wondering how important I am.
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[carving pumpkins]Me: Need help buddy?5: No, I do it myself5’s pumpkin:
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@GoingByRenee When our eldest daughter was 4, she asked me how come she doesn’t remember when her dad and I got married. I said, because your weren’t there. She cried because she thought we didn’t invite her. I still find it hilarious.
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My son just told me I smell like “the front part of Macy’s” so looks like my transition to old lady is almost complete.
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3: *walks outside, yells, pauses, yells again*me: are you ok?3: no, I can't find my echo
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My 7yo plans on being very strict when her kids are in highschool because, and I quote, "I just don't trust teenagers."
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nothing prepares you for when your sweet sensitive gentle eight year old son calls you “bruh” for the first time
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Today my toddler held up a chicken nugget and asked “what does this mean?” and I am not prepared to answer such deep philosophical questions
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“You need to unsharpen your legs.”- My 6 yr old, lovingly curled up against my unshaven calf
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Me: Isn't that your sister's shirt?5-year-old: It's mine now.Me: Because she gave it to you?5: Because I took it.Fair enough.
