16 Funny AF Tweets From This Weekend

Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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Walked past two fellow homosexuals today, I whispered #padam as they past, they roared with laughter. I feel #padam is the new secret gay β€œhello” pic.twitter.com/oZ2G1Nk8me

β€” John Wilson-Marks πŸ¦•πŸ¦– (@jgsm1984) May 27, 2023

@jgsm1984 / NBC / Via Twitter: @jgsm1984

2.

no but like… as homophobic as this is it’s also so cunty, i want it on my wall https://t.co/S4ohu9glTZ

β€” theytranada ✑︎ πŸͺ© (@joshleonn) May 27, 2023

@joshleonn / Via Twitter: @joshleonn

3.

Day drunk pic.twitter.com/nvxNirauwB

β€” alxndr (@alexaldente) May 27, 2023

Grindr / @alexaldente / Via Twitter: @alexaldente

4.

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β€” non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 28, 2023

@PicturesFoIder / Via Twitter: @PicturesFoIder

5.

this is how i read twitter in the mornings btw pic.twitter.com/rT51Io95XP

β€” uncle gworl is A CAT (@_uncle_gworl) May 27, 2023

HBO / _uncle_gworl / Via Twitter: @_uncle_gworl

6.

this is so much funnier when you think about who her parents are pic.twitter.com/HwBSNaaDuA

β€” emms! (@latenightlivs) May 27, 2023

@latenightlivs / gracieabrams / instagram.com / Via Twitter: @latenightlivs

7.

Uncut men when you give them a little kiss pic.twitter.com/FFVJIckC0q

β€” Margaretsnatchr (@margaretsnatchr) May 27, 2023

@margaretsnatchr / Via Twitter: @margaretsnatchr

8.

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β€” ellie misses taygracie | MAISIE DAY (@fearlesslyellie) May 27, 2023

@fearlesslyellie / Via Twitter: @fearlesslyellie

9.

this is bad pic.twitter.com/HhxMopkwie

β€” stefen 😼 (@stefenrc) May 26, 2023

@stefenrc / Via Twitter: @stefenrc

10.

Me watching them make my chipotle bowl pic.twitter.com/Y4PbO4OnIT

β€” Taylor Swift Ham, Egg, and Cheese (@ForeverElSanto) May 27, 2023

@ForeverElSanto / Tansu Yegen / Via Twitter: @ForeverElSanto

11.

Yea this my last day as a mailman pic.twitter.com/mgq9xfhcVv

β€” Κ° (@easterngoblin) May 26, 2023

@easterngoblin / Via Twitter: @easterngoblin

12.

Asked 4 men what they doing this weekend & none of them said β€œGrilling” OMG pic.twitter.com/3t1fKGpvVt

β€” Tori Nicks 2.0 πŸ›° (@MajestyRia) May 26, 2023

Bratz / MajestyRia / Via Twitter: @MajestyRia

13.

Any time I see 3 white women in a row wearing Madewell pic.twitter.com/QOAk5OcUEJ

β€” Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) May 27, 2023

Nickelodeon / emily_murnane / Via Twitter: @emily_murnane

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β€” DeviantPigg (@DefectivePigg) May 27, 2023

@DefectivePigg / Via Twitter: @DefectivePigg

15.

Being the only person my age without some doodle-looking tattoo(s) on my arms pic.twitter.com/Re4Rz6S2Do

β€” rex πŸŠβ€β™€οΈ (@guess_what_mimi) May 27, 2023

@guess_what_mimi / Via Twitter: @guess_what_mimi

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β€” non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 26, 2023

@PicturesFoIder / cristiano / instagram.com / Via Twitter: @PicturesFoIder

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