14 photographs that prove everything you've seen on Instagram is a lie

Guess which shot made it onto Instagram?
Guess which shot made it onto Instagram?

Instagram permeates all walks of modern life, and many of you may be familiar with the fine art of employing just the right photographic filter to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary (and then pass it off as the ordinary).

For those previously unaware, the slightly cycnical skill is the modus operandi of incredibly photogenic fashion bloggers, fitness fanatics, and food nom nom nommers.

Well, yoga shots and burgers aren't the only facet of existence to experience the Instagram treatment in a bid to garner as many likes and as much social media kudos as possible. Famous attractions around the world have also fallen victim.

From cropping out the scores of selfie-sticks to filtering appearances beyond recognition, tricks of the trade used by travellers to ensure their trips look as enviable as possible only really mean one thing. You shouldn't choose your holiday on Instagram. You'll only end up disappointed.

1. The Leaning Tower of Pisa

The Romanesque tower may provide a fascinating insight into the architectural quirks of a 650-year-old building - but it also provides a fascinating insight into how funny perspective photos need to stop.

The Instagram

A post shared by Chloe (@_chloephotography__) on Nov 23, 2017 at 8:40am PST

The reality

leaning tower of pisa
Good one

2. The Great Wall of China

The beautiful seclusion of an ancient barrier that spans 13,000 miles of one of the world's largest countries - or "let's all visit this bit".

The Instagram

A post shared by LifePinner (@lifepinner) on Jan 15, 2017 at 10:03pm PST

The reality

The Great Hordes of China - Credit: 2012 AFP/STR
The Great Hordes of China Credit: 2012 AFP/STR

3. Trolltunga

Judging from what's within the frame, this Norwegian rock formation provides a secluded balcony to the world, ideal for creative, daring and witty selfie ideas. What you can't see is just out of shot, the waiting rabble.

The Instagram

A post shared by NORWAY ���� (@norge) on Feb 20, 2017 at 12:31pm PST

The reality

"My turn to experience perfect isolation next" - Credit: 2015 Photothek/Thomas Trutschel
"My turn to experience perfect isolation next" Credit: 2015 Photothek/Thomas Trutschel

4. The Mona Lisa

Ok, so not everyone is Beyoncé and Jay-Z. But it takes a power couple of such monstrosity to be afforded so much as an inch of elbow room when viewing this enigmatic smile in the Louvre, Paris.

The Instagram

The reality

Some people can't even seem to find the painting
Some people can't even seem to find the painting

5. The Little Mermaid

The Copenhagen statue sits serene in the city's harbour waters, with nothing for company but her thoughts. Or so it seems. In reality, the poor fairy tale character, in place since 1913, can't hear herself think for all the tourists.

The Instagram

A post shared by ASam (@arthesam) on Feb 20, 2017 at 5:27am PST

The reality

Back a bit. A little bit more. - Credit: Manfred Gottschalk mago-world-image/Manfred Gottschalk
Back a bit. A little bit more. Credit: Manfred Gottschalk mago-world-image/Manfred Gottschalk

6. The Taj Mahal

The majesty of the marble mausoleum on the south bank of the Yamuna River in the Indian city of Agra is undeniable. Now, if there was only enough room to take a photo.

The Instagram

The reality

Out of the way! - Credit: 2012 EyesWideOpen/EyesWideOpen
Out of the way! Credit: 2012 EyesWideOpen/EyesWideOpen

7. The Pyramids at Giza

This filtered shot makes it seem like the photographer travelled mile after mile by camel to reach the majestic pyramids. But so did all the others, probably.

The Instagram

A post shared by Omar Ali (@omarali600) on Jan 6, 2015 at 10:14am PST

The reality

This lot all travelled miles by camel, too
This lot all travelled miles by camel, too

8. Machu Picchu

You'll notice the Instagrammed version of the Peruvian ruins doesn't feature someone planking on a rock.

The Instagram

A post shared by HEUMAN (@weareheuman) on Nov 24, 2017 at 12:11am PST

The reality

Confused tourists mull over whether planking man is part of Incan ruins
Confused tourists mull over whether planking man is part of Incan ruins

9. The Northern Lights

The planet's most spectacular light show has the power to hypnotise, to break hearts, to affirm life. It is also, however, unpredictable. Beware disappointment. 

The Instagram 

A post shared by Even Tryggstrand (@eventyr) on Feb 20, 2017 at 6:02am PST

The reality

"Is... is that... the Northern Lights?" - Credit: Credit: Radharc Images / Alamy Stock Photo/Radharc Images / Alamy Stock Photo
"Is... is that... the Northern Lights?" Credit: Credit: Radharc Images / Alamy Stock Photo/Radharc Images / Alamy Stock Photo

10. Christ the Redeemer

Perhaps one of the most famous photo opportunities in the world, Cristo Redentor inspires awe as it stands high above the city sprawl. One might expect to find salvation in a meeting with the statue - or more likely scores of selfie morons taking pictures mimicking Our Lord. 

The Instagram

The reality

She's not Christ the Redeemer - Credit: Credit: Bjanka Kadic / Alamy Stock Photo/Bjanka Kadic / Alamy Stock Photo
She's not Christ the Redeemer Credit: Credit: Bjanka Kadic / Alamy Stock Photo/Bjanka Kadic / Alamy Stock Photo

11. Venice 

Serenissima is one of Venice's many nicknames and translates as "the most/very serene". Are we talking about the same Venice?

The Instagram

A post shared by David Bishops (@d.bishops) on Nov 24, 2017 at 3:01am PST

The reality

Walking around Venice is usually pretty arduous - Credit: GETTY
Walking around Venice is usually pretty arduous Credit: GETTY

12. London

Our capital is an incredible city, but this filtered #Puddlegram gives a false impression of just how pleasant a soggy London is.

The Instagram

A post shared by Matt Scutt (@mattscutt) on Nov 22, 2017 at 1:10pm PST

The reality

Nowhere does grey like London - Credit: © 2017 Bloomberg Finance LP/Bloomberg
Nowhere does grey like London Credit: © 2017 Bloomberg Finance LP/Bloomberg
The filter facade doesn't just apply to attractions - but also transport.

13. Flying

Leg room on planes only exists on social media.

The Instagram

A post shared by @adventureland001 on Feb 21, 2017 at 6:27am PST

The reality

You don't see this on Instagram, do you?
You don't see this on Instagram, do you?

14. The Tube

Similarly, the Tube. Magnificent. An engineering feat. A triumph of human endeavour. Social media gold. Until some drunk guy passes out in his own dribble.

The Instagram

The reality

Remember when you could stay on the Circle line and just go round and round - Credit: 2008 Getty Images/Daniel Berehulak
When the Tube hosted an interactive performance of The 120 Days of Sodom Credit: 2008 Getty Images/Daniel Berehulak