13 Texts And Screenshots From Ex-Boyfriends Who Are Stupid, Ridiculous, And Toxic As All Hell

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1. This loser who threatened his ex with revenge porn:

From my ex boyfriend, all I said was to please delete my number because I have a boyfriend and I dont want to be friends. from niceguys

2. This A-hole who told his ex she was gonna die alone:

Ex boyfriend uses my first father's day without my dad to tell me I'm going to die alone from niceguys

3. This manipulator who tried to sweet-talk his ex after blackmailing her:

An ex-boyfriend who claimed to have cancer after I broke up with him for threatening to send my nudes out to my boss, friends, and parents. The pictures were from when I was underaged. from niceguys

4. This self-pitier who posted this embarrassing tweet:

My friend’s ex-boyfriend posted this. He’s just as needy and manipulative as you’d expect from niceguys

5. This weirdo who felt the need to pop into his ex's life and guilt her, six whole years after their breakup:

Got a message from my ex. Surprised me since we broke up 6-7 years ago, and during our short <1 year relationship he definitely did not treat it like it made him “ecstatic about life.” I cringed really hard, what does this community think? from Cringetopia

6. This creep who likened himself to "The Joker":

my ex-fiancé posted this, unironically, after i told him i didn’t want to consider getting back together from Cringetopia

7. This D-bag who quickly changed his tune:

My ex found out that I moved on and still asked me to date him from niceguys

8. Same with this fool:

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you: my ex. from niceguys

9. This idiot who made an extremely ignorant generalization about his ex's profession:

My ex said this to me when I rejected his advances once again. from niceguys

10. This nincompoop who tried to flex on his ex's current boyfriend:

so my ex is messaging my current boyfriend, trying to stay relevant and to show off, all while being a nice guy from niceguys

11. This "good guy" who tried to convince his ex that he didn't do anything wrong (despite being a possessive weirdo):

My ex: he got mad because when I streamed video games, I had to lock my door. He would come in and touch me all possessive while I was on camera, tell me followers to “come watch a REAL gamer” (him)This is him trying to make it my fault that I dumped him and that he’s such a nice guy. from niceguys

12. This total dud who had the most pathetic excuse for not wanting his girlfriend to visit her friends:

Found an old convo with my ex who was such a nice guy. I broke up with bc surprise surprise, he wasnt that nice. This was about me visiting some old friends and he did not agree from niceguys

13. And finally, this dirtball who harassed his ex on every social media platform — including Google Hangouts:

My ex (who i dated for a month or two in high school) wont leave me alone. He sent me a long rant about how he hated me on Instagram, blocked me, and then sent me this on google hangouts. from niceguys

H/T: r/niceguys

H/T: r/cringetopia