20 Garden Plants Deer Will Utterly Destroy

Oh, man! Nothing like a fresh hosta! Photo: mirror.co.uk

I'm gonna save you some money. I'm gonna save you some time. I'm gonna save you a LOT of heartache, anger, acid reflux, and embarrassing eye twitches. Because if you live where deer cruise the neighborhood at night, there are certain plants you should NEVER stick in the ground lest you find them the next morning on a pleasant little journey down Bambi's digestive tract.

Hostas

To a deer, these are fresh-caught Maine lobster served with melted Irish butter. They will scarf down every one they see, even when not offered a suitable wine pairing

Daylilies

Don't even think of planting these three plants in deer country unless your garden is surrounded by an electric fence the size of the one in "Jurassic Park." Hope there's not a power outage.

Roses

You might think thorny roses would be undesirable, but you don't know Bambi. To him, a little physical pain is more than worth the emotional trauma he's going to cause you.

Rhododendron

Another dinnertime favorite. Deer seek the plant out in the winter when the rhodies might be hanging on to more leaves than other plants.

Azeleas

What's up with this? Are deer determined to remove all of America's favorite plants from the landscape? Yeah, pretty much.

Indian Hawthorn

Around the Southern coast and in places with alkaline soil, this broadleaf evergreen is enjoyed as a substitute for acid-loving azaleas. Deer feel the same way. Yum.

Japanese Pittosporum

It grows in many of the same places in the South as Indian hawthorn does. Until deer find it, of course, and then your garden looks so much more open and uncrowded than before. Fist bump!

Pansies and Violas

This one is a no-brainer. If people can put pansy and viola flowers on salads and eat them, deer surely can. FYI, their favorite dressings are Ranch and Thousand Island.

Euonymus

Grumpy ain't gonna shed any tears over this one. He hates most species of euonymus, particularly the gruesomely garish golden euonymus (E. japonica 'Aureomarginatus'). If the deer don't get them, scales and mildew will. Good riddance.

Japanese Aucuba

This is one of the better broadleaf evergreen shrubs for shade, especially the popular gold dust plant (A. japonica 'Variegata') with bright yellow spots on deep green leaves. Once a deer spots it, though, it's "sayonara."

Blueberry

Did you know that blueberries are among the most potent sources of health-giving antioxidants? Deer certainly do, which is why they will gobble down every one, along with the foliage too. How kind of you to plant them.

Japanese Yew

Among the most common evergreen shrubs for foundation planting and hedges in cold-winter areas, Japanese yew bears soft, red fruits that people find quite toxic. Deer, of course, do not. They relish the leaves as well. Here's looking at yew, kid.

Tulips

OK, since I just told you to forget about planting pansies and violas for spring color, you think you'll plant sweeps of tulips instead? Wait until the herd sweeps through your yard! Plant daffodils instead. Deer won't touch them.

American Arborvitae

Rows of these pyramidal, needleleaf evergreens are often planted in the burbs to screen out ugly neighbors. Deer, however, think all humans should be friends and that can't happen with arborvitaes in the way. Good dining makes good neighbors!

Impatiens

It's a bummer, because easy-to-grow impatiens are prolific flowerers, and they don't need deadheading or other fussy care. But deer don't want to admire your impatiens, they want to eat them.

Ivy

Beware—The Old Farmer's Almanac says ivy is one of the plants (along with hosta and daylilies) known as "deer candy."

Hydrangea

Deer may ignore the stems and leaves of hydrangea, but wouldn't you know they love the flowers and will eat them even when they're just small buds.

Crabapple

Crabapples might not be our first choice for a snack, but deer love to munch on these tiny fruits.

Sunflower

Deer look to sunflower for a protein source, and will certainly return once they've discovered a nutritious and tasty patch.

Sweet Potato Vine

With a name like this, I suppose we can't be surprised that deer love this container-planting favorite.