IDK, maybe twin XL sheets aren't so bad.
Do you ever wish you could go back to college for a weekend? It sure sounds like a great idea, but I can promise you that it's not. You're just feeling nostalgic. Have you forgotten that all of the floors are sticky and the food is nasty? Don't make me remind you of the smell of Raspberry Smirnoff.
If you're just trying to relive all of your fav memories...there's probably a college movie that will do the trick. Head into your very adult living room (you have coasters now!!) and watch one of these 13 films, instead.