Just 126 Tweets From 2023 So Far That Are Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Funny
We're already halfway through 2023, and there have been SO many hilarious jokes from Twitter this year already. Here are some tweets that will have you laughing for the rest of the year:
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seeing people wearing apple watches is so funny like go off ben 10
— hatsune shitski (@zephanijong) June 7, 2023
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Haven't said "Wowzers" for a long time, probably due to grief.
— Unknown Shrew (@shrewtape) April 21, 2023
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Sending this to my friend at the function when it’s time to go https://t.co/sWR2eEA1cs
— probably cam (@camwasnthere) June 13, 2023
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— aileen (@coolawsum) June 3, 2023
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black mirror episode where a girl takes a selfy and shes like what the fuckkkk
— ivy ✡︎ (@wolktress) June 1, 2023
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pride monthhhhhh pic.twitter.com/mSXTKgeOyD
— VEIN 🔪 🩸 (@SO0u0o) June 1, 2023
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This isn’t the work of alcohol https://t.co/f1FxQdgCFN
— Alaye (@DeeGBP) June 2, 2023
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Ill come but is it ok if i wear my default outfit
— danlet (@evildanevil) June 4, 2023
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“queer joy” “queer heartbreak” “queer sociality” how about getting a queer job so you can make some queer money
— biggus gluteus magnus maximus (@yourhammergirl) June 10, 2023
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Allot of y’all gone reach 25 and realize you haven’t done nothing with your life but get pregnant & fight. THE LIFE OF A PITBULL
— , (@sgrate_) June 10, 2023
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As gay people, it is our right to lie to straight coworkers when they ask what we did over the weekend.
— Kiki (@ettapuss) June 12, 2023
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Knowing how to right click on a MacBook requires at least a master’s degree.
— Let Them Eat Cake Boss (@Kyla_Lacey) June 2, 2023
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got a little too high and now i can’t watch my movie because i know they’re all just pretending pic.twitter.com/3BzJNGtlh1
— 🧚🏾♀️ (@romanroyco) June 3, 2023
Fox Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @romanroyco
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As a Los Angeles babysitter I have seen children’s birthday parties that would make Bernie Sanders kill himself
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) June 14, 2023
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“do you know excel”no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
— merrin (@wowzowee) June 15, 2023
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this pic.twitter.com/32TZSYSm8X https://t.co/48vVHtOjHI
— sami 🥀 (@scarletxmars) May 12, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @scarletxmars
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I'm done eating edibles why me and my cousin riding around looking for me
— NOONIEE🖤👩🏽🎤 (@noonie_2x) May 7, 2023
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Five months into 2023 and class of 2020 still talking about having no prom . HEAL!!!
— jax (@jaxajueny) May 9, 2023
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Oh he got my ass.. pic.twitter.com/COq9TygPoi
— possiblykimrichards (@psblykimrichrds) May 10, 2023
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I know it smelled crazy in there. pic.twitter.com/2LqbspOYqA
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) May 8, 2023
Paramount Pictures / Twitter: @KevOnStage
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A girl can curate a mood but it takes a woman to birth a VIBE
— 𓆸 (@evakhahar) May 12, 2023
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Y’all look at my “plug” pic.twitter.com/eyguEuCGKl
— slo𝖕𝖕y (@sloppytheone) May 6, 2023
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my boyfriend had to redo some of his law school applications bc he checked yes to LGBTQA he thought A stood for ally 😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Grace (@gracecamille_) May 17, 2023
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me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's just trying to do their job pic.twitter.com/SBkmVQ4VNg
— Usman Tariq (@koi_takleef) May 14, 2023
Disney / Twitter: @koi_takleef
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you “notify anyway” bitches will burn in hell.
— ★ kiki!! ★ (@shibukiki) May 16, 2023
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she's a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hears a one direction song playing while out in public
— Rohit⁹¹ 🍒💌 (@91FINEROHIT) May 30, 2023
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monthly reminder not to send that text btw ☠️☠️☠️ pic.twitter.com/txg4ErGDN4
— lotus (@chariziard) May 30, 2023
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i be vibing to partition and then remember she’s talking about jay z…. pic.twitter.com/pLl30GGkSv
— mari 🤓 (@e_rthangel) May 29, 2023
HBO / Twitter: @e_rthangel
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The real question is, what is living doing for me???!!! https://t.co/vofUPWdoJi
— sasuke hate account. (@krispykuf) May 25, 2023
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I am in line at McDonald’s right now, and I ordered just a Diet Coke and the guy working, in the most monotone voice goes, “it’s classic, iconic, known all over the world.”
— aig (@eggaig) May 21, 2023
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Pll was so good cause they’d have 18 yr old spencer diffuse a bomb in 5 seconds and you wouldn’t even question it you’d just be like hm yea she is the smart one pic.twitter.com/e9huuZudjT
— Girl with no problems (@hotpriestt) May 19, 2023
Freeform / Twitter: @hotpriestt
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Hey thanks so much for inviting me out! What do you think of me? Do you think I’m cool? Did you like hanging out with me? Was I fun?
— evil rylee (@immrylee) May 28, 2023
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People nowadays are like yeah I do coke, adderall, K, whippits, heroin, speed… but get that WEED the fuck away from me
— ✮ Lux 🫧 (@101103011_1) May 30, 2023
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people would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK
— sergio (@sxrgito) July 6, 2021
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this is bad pic.twitter.com/HhxMopkwie
— stefen😼 (@stefenrc) May 26, 2023
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doxxing people in the 1700s was like “guards!!! 👉 he went thataway!”
— madi magdalene (@hottropica) May 24, 2023
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i remember a few years ago this girl i wanted needed her tv mounted so i offered and she called me at 4am telling me it fell off the wall and i blocked her number
— hys (@Hys3x) May 21, 2023
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to be jerked is human — to be milked, divine
— julie 2shoes (@h0mmelette) May 20, 2023
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tbh this is how i am on dating apps pic.twitter.com/QYjHtOAMLL
— ashley (@nextlevelashley) May 30, 2023
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My (27F) boyfriend (28M) won’t stop saying he’s “microdosing pants” whenever he wears shorts
41.
at what point do we start blaming the homie and NOT the hopper? 😕
42.
If you have no hate in your heart… grow up. Look around you
43.
This guy at my gym has the biggest pecs I've ever seen, and today I overheard him ask Siri what 4 times 12 was. The perfect man.
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this is hilarious they said just smile and werk boys
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One day, a guy went onto my IG and liked ALL my photos. I then DMed him saying “instead of doing all that, why don’t you just DM me and tell me you like me?”. He responded by saying “I don’t like you, I just like your content.” And proceeded to block me.
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men do shrooms once and discover the same things 13 year old girls have discovered alone in their bedrooms
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Let’s gooooo is the male equivalent of slay
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watched family guy last night and why did they make this one background character so cunty
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“She’s just a friend” SHE FOLLOWS YOU ON SPOTIFY ??
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After 3 shots it’s my birthday too tf
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i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly
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Love how you all are missing your 23 year old selves. I was 23 last year and I would shoot her with a gun
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A yt man came up to me at the bar and said “the way you fucked them chicken wings up was crazy”
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‘Absolutely no worries if not!’ i have fucking tears in my eyes and i’m dry heaving
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If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr 😭
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https://t.co/JNTrdQiDOb
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i don’t like when the weed smell too strong im still a LADY
59.
How men look at you when you remind them they have a girlfriend.
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“It’s not that deep” I’ll kill you with my bare hands
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me high as fuck at the botanical gardens
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seeing people’s 2022 letterboxd stats having over 600 films logged
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DONT BUY RENAISSANCE TICKETS ON SHEIN
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completely wasted another day of the little time I have on earth
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she let me hit because in a past lifetime she also let me hit. we will always find each other, in any lifetime
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NO MY CRANBERRY SAUCE 😭😭
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this is what it feels like to go to the mall without stealing
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took an edible and did an entire ass load of laundry without detergent
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me realizing my clothes are still in the washing machine
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Y’all when you hit “notify anyway”
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hey! those are actually bananas. hope this helps ❤️ https://t.co/3qbPujJqHb
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“my DL frat bro SEDUCES me” okay, first of all you’re both wearing charli xcx t-shirts
73.
how do u as a gen z-er even start smoking cigarettes. the y2k aesthetic was never that serious
74.
i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius
75.
I am CRYING my roommate brought over a discreet hookup and was like “this is camp” explaining something and the guy is like what is camp and he says “it’s like when…. when you… dress as a hamburger… for example” I’m CRYING like hearing this convo is so funny.
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https://t.co/ck8sb7EYS1
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starting a movie after 10pm
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I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
79.
“goat” is straight men’s way of saying mother
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white ppl snapped when they said “I don’t give a rat’s ass”
81.
At lunch with my team, we get our checks and togo boxes, one of my team members says to the waitress “Thank you lady nasty the food was delicious” she looked at us and said “It’s LaDynasty” I’m in here crying. Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty?
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Me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz I’m hilarious
83.
when my lima bean surgery is a sucesss
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hookup started giving himself a tour around my apartment after we finished and asked how much my rent was… please get out my house 😭
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me to my mum when she try to be my friend after she just did too much…
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Here's a knuckle sandwich https://t.co/OBs9VjsAI2
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when i was a kid i used to think adults were being patronizing when they said shit like "you're getting so big!" but now i'm in my thirties and i have a lot more friends who have kids and let me tell you something those fuckers are gettin bigger than hell
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And then there were 4
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me staring at my reflection in every mirror i come across
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When the water bottle pops in the middle of the night
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slut era (i literally only want him) but slut era
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whoever told netflix that part 1 and 2 was a good idea for tv shows should get fired
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Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs
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"Summer is better than winter"The summer:
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World War II Home Front Museum, St. Simons, Georgia
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They just asked me to make an excel document at work, omg they’re onto me 😭
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i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer
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nothing worse than introducing someone to your favorite piece of media only for them to end up liking it a bit too much. like back up a bit..
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So I mounted the tv in my room by myself 3 days ago and today it fell off the wall🥹
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Are you guys doing a bit or do you fr like diet coke that much
104.
if benadryl bad why pink
105.
teacher: “your mom is here you have a doctor appointment”middle school me:
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Guy who thinks bipoc stands for bisexual person of color
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rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift, skin bleaching
108.
they need to show this clip in acting schools
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I gasped like I was in a gay slasher movie.
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i be lying to uber drivers saying “right here is perfect” knowing damn well i ain’t never been to this location nor do i know where the hell i am at
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My phone
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me anxious as fck walking past a group of teenage boys https://t.co/XLRzb6cZys
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this took 15 seconds to load and was worth the wait
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"Just one more episode"
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Early 2000s movies were like “this is a high school sophomore”
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“Are you vers?”Idk, sometimes.
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needed a break from her
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everything feels like over sharing these days. I could be writing something like “I’m hungry” then delete cause nobody needs to know that
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“hung4hung” you people are so selfish..
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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me: *telling what i think is a hilarious story from my childhood*friend: i’m so sorry that happened to you
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*there is gay porn in the search engine on the family computer 13yr old me:
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Has anybody else noticed appetizer and entrees are the same damn price???
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