Snap a Cute Photo on Halloween? Check Out These Spooky Instagram Captions

We don't know what's scarier: Halloween itself or choosing an Instagram-worthy photo from one of your many Halloween parties! Listen, it's an actual ordeal. Some of us spend more time than we'd like to admit planning these original costumes. Others may have opted for the last minute Halloween costume-route, but nonetheless, pictures were taken! Though, once we've got our selection all sorted out, we come face-to-face with another challenge—creating a clever caption. Lucky for you, we came up with a list of the eeriest, funniest, and cutest Halloween Instagram captions that should help you with your photos this year!

As you begin to prep for the spookiest night of the year, we'll save you some time from having to come up with your own witticisms—or should we say witch-icisms? We've rounded up a batch of Halloween puns, Halloween jokes, and Halloween wishes that'll work for any October 31 post! Whether you're in need of captions for family, friends, or just a selfie, you'll find an idea ahead that'll fit. For instance, a snap with your closest friends calls for a "#SquadGhouls" caption, while a cute couples shot pairs perfectly with a simple, "You bewitch me!" Why stop there? You can also draw inspiration from Halloween quotes inspired by your favorite Halloween movies like Beetlejuice or Hocus Pocus. "I am the Pumpkin King!" is great for any The Nightmare Before Christmas fans who take Halloween very seriously. Whatever the case may be, we're sure there's a caption here for you!

Short Halloween Captions

• Broom parking is permitted.

• Black cat got your tongue?

• I like my coffee with scream and sugar.

• Trick or treat!

• Always spoiling for a fright.

• Bone-jour!

• Photo of me on the graveyard shift.

• #SquadGhouls

• Beware: Goblins ahead.

• Just want my scarytale ending.

• I've got a case of deja boo!

• Has spooky ever looked this cute?

• Boo to you!

• No such thing as too many Halloween decorations.

• What do you mean? This is my costume.

• Consider me your *best* nightmare.

• Happy Boo Year!

• Felt spooky, might delete later.

• We came, we (chain)saw, we conquered.

• Go big or gourd home.

• Let’s do the Monster Mash!

• Tricks or it didn't happen.

• Boo-in' it for the ‘gram.

• Time to get the party startled.

• Just in a silly ghouly mood.

Funny Halloween Captions

• I'm not a regular zombie, I'm a cool zombie.

• I feel like a haunt mess.

• You know what witches say: If the broom fits, fly it!

• Feeling especially batty this Halloween.

• Howl 'bout them apples?

• The scariest part of Halloween is the price of my costume.

• No, I'm not always this pale.

• The blood is from Walmart.

• Everyone screamed like a little ghoul when they saw my costume.

• Live. Laugh. Howl.

• I was bone for Halloween.

• No ghouls allowed.

• I've got a lot of tricks up my sleeve.

• Had a fun night with my boos.

• There's something about Halloween that just raises my spirit. Or should I say kills it?

• Where are all my bats at?

• You know what they say: Trick or treat yo'self.

• Don't I look so gourd in this costume?

• Ask me where I got my broomstick.

• What you wand isn't always what you need.

• Who wants to go haunting with me tonight?

• Orange everything this Halloween.

• You mess with me, you also mess with my flying monkeys.

• Who knew that a ghost good look this good?

• Never too old for some Halloween candy.

• I'm brewin' up something spooky this Halloween.

• If I'm not startled, I don't want it!

• Yes, I'm a witch. What about it?

• Everyone looked eerie-sistible in their costumes.

• Halloween: The only holiday where it's best if you come as you aren't!

• Creepin' it real.

• Fangs for the memories.

• No tricks, just treats.

• Who run the world? Ghouls.

• Not every witch lives in Salem.

• Having a bloody good time!

• Oh my ghouls!

• If you've got it, haunt it.

• Meet my boo crew.

• New face, who 'dis?

• Can be bribed with candy.

• Bugs and hisses to my witches!

• Too ghoul for school.

• Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

• You bewitch me!

• I cannot be held responsible for any missing candy.

• Ghouls just want to have fun.

• Witch way to the candy?

Cute Halloween Captions

• There's nothing like a nice breath of fresh scare!

• Don't call me scary as if it's a bad thing!

• I’m not a vampire, I just sparkle naturally.

• Don't worry, I'll never ghost you.

• Too cute to spook.

• What's up, pumpkin?

• Mummy of the year.

• Happy Howl-o'-ween!

• Time to get spooky.

• Howl you doin' good lookin'?

• Love at first bite.

• Are you afraid of the dark?

• Keep calm and scare on.

• I only have pumpkin pies for you.

• Keep calm and carry a wand.

• Have a very scary Halloween!

• Eat, drink, and be scary.

• Just a bunch of hocus pocus.

• Something wicked this way comes.

• Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

• Wishing you a fang-tastic night.

• Every day should be Halloween!

• Never fully dressed without a wand.

• Mischief managed.

• Sweet like candy.

• Halloween night is simply bewitching.

• The ghostess with the mostess.

• Witchful thinking.

• I'm under your spell.

• Happy Haunting!

• Feeling witchy on All Hallows' Eve.

• Bad to the bone.

• With my boo crew.

• Everyday should be Halloween.

• Feeling fa-boo-lous.

• Having a boo-tiful time!

• Wishing you a haunting night.

• Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.

• Ready for a wicked good time.

• I've been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.

Halloween Emoji Captions

• We trick or treat, 🌧 or ☀️.

• We got the 🍭 🌽.

• Now, to get home before midnight... 👠🎃

• Best costume 🏆 goes to...

• Promise I won't 👻 you.

• 'Til 💀do us part.

• H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!

• You look b🎃🎃tiful tonight.

• The 🎃 👑 of Halloween.

• Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!

• Trapped in my 🕸

• 👀 on that best costume 🏆

• Keep your 🐾 off my 🍬

• The cutest 🎃 in the patch.

• 👑 of screams.

• Who 👻 there?

• H🌕wling at the m🌕🌕n!

• 🦁🐯🐻, oh my!

Halloween Quotes from Movies and Literature

• "Hi! I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" —Child's Play

• "Being normal is vastly overrated." —Halloweentown

• "Be afraid, be very afraid." —The Fly

• "I see dead people." —The Sixth Sense

• "Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep." —A Nightmare On Elm Street
  

• "You frightened me. Do it again!" — The Addams Family
  

• "I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me!" —Hocus Pocus

• "I am the pumpkin king!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas

• "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." —Macbeth
  

• "It's showtime." —Beetlejuice

• "Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" —Hocus Pocus
  

• "I'm a mouse, duh." —Mean Girls

• "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." —Anne of Green Gables

• "Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." —Hocus Pocus

• "Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue."—Sleepy Hollow

• "There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand." —Frankenstein

• "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." —Beetlejuice

• "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey." —Rocky Horror Picture Show

• "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." —Halloweentown

• "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." —Hocus Pocus
  

• "I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color." —The Addams Family

• "Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King." —The Nightmare Before Christmas

• "Double, double, toil and trouble." —Macbeth

• "We all go a little mad sometimes." —Psycho

• "I've seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."—Friday the 13th Part VI

• "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." —Halloween

• "There's only 365 day left 'til next Halloween!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas

• "Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere." —It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

• "Amuck, amuck, amuck." —Hocus Pocus

• "It's alive!" —Frankenstein

Halloween Lyrics

• "When we all fall asleep, where do we go?" —Billie Eilish

• "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious, and spooky." —Andrew Gold

• "I put a spell on you and now you're mine." —Screamin' Jay Hawkins

• "Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?" —Danny Elfman

• "He did the mash, he did the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash." —Bobby "Boris" Pickett

• "Very superstitious, writing's on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders 'bout to fall." —Stevie Wonder

• "Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye." —The Eagles

• "We're all monsters living in a dream. So you be you and I'll still be happy, forever Halloween." —The Maine

• "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch." —Judy Garland

• "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky, the Addams Family." —The Addams Family Theme

• "I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me." —Beyoncé

• "Time is fleeting, madness takes its toll." —The Rocky Horror Picture Show

• "Must be the season of the witch." —Donovan

• "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed." —Eminem and Rihanna

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