12 Incredibly Expensive Amazon Products No Normal Human Can Afford

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Oliver Pretl-Drummond
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As a community, we strive to answer the same question every day: Is this a good deal?

Ususally, it’s a matter of perspective; after all someone who likes to watch Netflix on their phone probably thinks an OLED 8K television is a bad deal at any price, while a dedicated cinephile might lose their mind if that same TV went on sale for $4,000.

What counts as expensive, however, is easier to quantify the higher you go. Some of the most expensive items on Amazon might be great deals for the price. We’re all about great deals, right?

Here are some of the most bizarrely expensive items available on Amazon right now. You can decide for yourself whether or not they are worthwhile investments.

1. T206 Christy Mathewson HOF Portrait Piedmont – Price: $409,422.59

T206 Christy Mathewson HOF Portrait Piedmont
T206 Christy Mathewson HOF Portrait Piedmont

Even if Christy Mathewson’s last game took place over 100 years ago, this sports memorabilia vendor has a lot of nerve selling a $400,000 baseball card with no autograph.

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2. Breguet Double Tourbillon Rose Gold Watch – Price: $299,999.00

Breguet Double Tourbillon Rose Gold Watch
Breguet Double Tourbillon Rose Gold Watch

This modest selection from Breguet’s Amazon storefront boasts superior durability and construction. It has scratch-resistant sapphire crystals and it is water-resistant up to 30 meters, so don’t be afraid to get wet and wild with your $300,000 watch.

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3. An English Frigate Amidst Much Activity in the Bay of Naples with Vesuvius Erupting Beyond – Price: $285,000.00

An English frigate amidst much activity in the Bay of Naples with Vesuvius erupting beyond
An English frigate amidst much activity in the Bay of Naples with Vesuvius erupting beyond

Before his works graced the list of most expensive items on Amazon, John Thomas Serres served an appointment as “Marine Painter” to King George III. Fifteen years after he assumed the role, Serres dramatically lost the king’s patronage due to his wife’s tendency towards forgery and fraud. This painting is a great investment for 19th-century art world drama enthusiasts who also dabble in online shopping.

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4. Extraordinary Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown Single Signed 1920s Baseball – Price: $240,539.39

Extraordinary Mordecai _Three Finger_ Brown Single Signed 1920s Baseball
Extraordinary Mordecai _Three Finger_ Brown Single Signed 1920s Baseball

Mordecai Brown is a coveted name in the baseball memorabilia collector’s world due to his neat handwriting and unique pitching style, as he only had three fingers on his pitching hand. This premium collectible listing is mysteriously attributed to the “Cleveland Browns,” which was in fact a baseball team — but not “Three Finger” Brown’s. If you’re building a vintage Cleveland Browns collection, be sure to read up on the seller’s return policy.

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5. 1802 P Liberty Cap, Head Facing Right 1802/One Two-and-a-Half Dollar – Price: $225,000.00

1802 P Liberty Cap, Head Facing Right 1802_One Two and a Half Dollar
1802 P Liberty Cap, Head Facing Right 1802_One Two and a Half Dollar

Collectible coins are technically considered legal tender, right? If you can scrounge up another 89,000 two-and-a-half dollar coins, you can get a second one! It’s worth trying to double your investment to get the third, so you can own every coin from this Liberty Cap series of three.

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6. 12′ x 19′ Antique Persian Tabriz Rug – Price: $190,000.00

12' x 19' Antique Persian Tabriz Rug
12' x 19' Antique Persian Tabriz Rug

Don’t waste your money on a Christy Mathewson baseball card when you could be the proud owner of your own personal Persian camel field rug — or even two rugs, with a little cash to spare. Just remember to take your shoes off and avoid walking or standing on your new rug.

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7. Dazzlingrock Collection Heart Colombian Emerald & Round White Diamond Halo Style Necklace, 18K Rose-Gold – Price: $181,125.00

Dazzlingrock Collection Heart Colombian Emerald & Round White Diamond Halo Style Necklace
Dazzlingrock Collection Heart Colombian Emerald & Round White Diamond Halo Style Necklace

Amazon really has it all. Home goods and electronics at competitive prices, a robust library of streaming content and a veritable dragon’s lair of precious jewels and gemstones.

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8. Beatles (4) Lennon, McCartney Signed 1965 Help! Album Cover – Price: $149,999.99

Beatles (4) Lennon, McCartney Signed 1965 Help! Album Cover
Beatles (4) Lennon, McCartney Signed 1965 Help! Album Cover

Signed just months after the album was released, this is one of only two autographed Parlophone stereo-issued editions of Help! This is a great piece of memorabilia for any Beatles fan, especially if your name is Brian — this might seem like a lot of money upfront, but it’s your birthright.

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9. Michael Jordan Autographed Original Fleer Rookie Card Art – Price: $89,999.99

Michael Jordan Autographed Original Fleer Rookie Card Art
Michael Jordan Autographed Original Fleer Rookie Card Art

Michael Jordan’s 1986-1987 rookie card is a piece of history that signified the shift from baseball to basketball in the trading card industry. Amazon users are skeptical of this card’s authenticity, but why would something cost $90,000 if it wasn’t clearly very cool and rare?

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10. Ancestor Carved Dragon – Price: $75,599.99

Ancestor Carved Dragon
Ancestor Carved Dragon

Are you sick and tired of living under psychic threat? Protect your home from dark forces and evil apparitions with this one-of-a-kind blood jade dragon statue. Thanks to this creature’s ominous disposition, this statue should also work as a package thief deterrent.

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11. Tiny House – Price: $75,000.00

Tiny House
Tiny House

Don’t overspend on a fixer-upper house when you can purchase a brand new Sustainable Tiny House for a fraction of the price. Free shipping makes it a solid deal, especially when you consider the breadth of customization options.

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12. Long Fur Coat with a Hood, Real Russian Sable – Price: $49,000.00

ong Fur Coat with a Hood, Real Russian Sable
ong Fur Coat with a Hood, Real Russian Sable

You’ve filled up your cart with coins and baseball cards and promised yourself that you wouldn’t buy anything else. To your chagrin, you see a perfect fur coat in the all-too-conveniently placed impulse buy section right before the checkout line. At a frugal $49,000, this Russian sable hooded coat is a veritable bargain.

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