Turn up for turkey!
Is it really a Thanksgiving celebration without shots? Our point exactly. Don't worry, we're not talking about those pirate-face-innducing-bottom-shelf-never-been-sicker kind of shots. Our line up of Thanksgiving shots is packed with insanely tasty flavors. Whether you need to ease the pain of your distant relatives badgering you with inappropriate questions (simmer down, Aunt Karen), or you just want to pump up your Turkey Day pre-game, these fun and festive shots are the answer. We've rounded up some of our faves—apple, cranberry, pumpkin pie (some even double as dessert!), and bacon bourbon, all included.
Simo H.: As a Naive American veteran of the United States Marine Corps, let me point out the fact that the men who fought the plains tribes at Wounded Knee were beholden to the bureaucrats and political figures who sent them there. If I've had to fight to survive, I can only hope our cause was just. As Private Peon, my whole universe was boiled down to just one choice and two possibilities. Rather than political grandstanding, the details of each commendation should be weighed. Courage is courage and we Natives made our own choices too.