From Kim Kardashian to Hillary Clinton.
William Of CA: OTHER JOKES UTTERED BY TRUMP: "Nobody builds walls better than me, believe me.” “I am the least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life.” “I am the least racist person, the least racist person that you’ve ever seen, the least.” “I know words, I have the best words.” “I can handle a bad story better than anybody, as long as it’s true.” "I understand debt better than probably anybody. I know how to deal with debt, so well. I love debt.” “I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women more than anybody in the construction industry.” "I have the best golf courses in the world." "On trade, there’s nobody more conservative than me." "Nobody knows more about trade than me." "I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth." "I understand money better than anybody." "Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump." "Nobody knows more about construction than I do." "I am the only one who can fix our southern border." "Nobody knows more about technology than me." "There is nobody more against Obamacare than me." "Nobody has more respect for women than I do." "No one has done more for people with disabilities than me." "I will help the veterans like no one else." "No one has done so much for equality as I have." "Nobody understands politicians like I do." "I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world." "I am more presidential than anybody, other than the great Abe Lincoln." "Nobody is more pro-Israel than I am. Nobody but Donald Trump will save Israel. I have studied this issue in great detail — I would say actually greater by far than anybody else. I am the most militaristic person" "I have proven to be far more correct about terrorism than anybody. It’s not even close." "My primary consultant is myself." "I am the least racist person you will ever meet." "Nobody reads the Bible more than me." "I am the only one who can make America truly great again." "I am the worst thing that ever happened to the establishment." "I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have." "I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I'm the biggest contributor." "I know more about people who get ratings than anyone." "I know more about ISIS than the generals do." "I know more about courts than any human being on Earth." "Who knows more about lawsuits than I do?" "Nobody knows the system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B." "I think I know about the economy better than the Federal Reserve." And last but not least....... "I am very modest. I am the most humble celebrity."