100 Funny Dog Names That Will Make You Roll Over
If there's one thing your dog is going to have—besides adorable looks and commendable manners—it's a clever name, doggone it! Here, 100 funny dog names that will make you roll over.
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PUNNY DOG NAMES
Some might say it's the lowest form of humor...but we just say, look at that face.
1. Dolly Pawton
If Jolene wasn't an option for you.
2. Sarah Jessica Barker
Meanwhile, in the downtown dog park...
3. Kim Pawsible
Call me, beep me if you wanna treat me.
4. Beowoof
It was on the syllabus, but you never got around to reading it.
5. Indiana Bones
Must love big, rolling craters.
6. Dogtor Meredith Grey
For the pup who loves the vet.
7. President Bark O-bow-wow-ma
Get this guy community organizing!
8. Notorious D.O.G.
Aka Doggie Smalls.
9. Chewbarka
Because you're the only who speaks this guy's language.
10. John, Paul, George & Ringo (The Beagles)
Just look at those shaggy haircuts.
11. Range Rover
Wear a seatbelt.
12. The Bone Collector (T-Bone for short)
A serious name for a pup you can't help but smile at.
13. Harry Pawter
Accio tennis ball!
FOODIE DOG NAMES
When the biggest thing you have in common with your dog is a love a food, follow your heart.
14. Marshmallow
Because she's so soft and cuddly.
15. Potato
What up, spud?
16. Parmesan
Makes everything a little better.
17. Kale
Health-conscious and popular, just like your Greyhound.
18. Matzo Ball
The perfect name for a Frenchie if we ever did hear one.
19. Gnocchi
Oh wait...this one takes the cake—
20. Tortellini
OK, so naming your Frenchie after any type of pasta is apparently perfection.
21. Ham
Can you imagine an English Bulldog with this name? Slow clap.
22. Schnitzel (first name Wiener)
Calling all dachshunds.
23. Pommes Frites (Pom Pom for short)
Everything sounds fancier in French.
24. Poutine
We have a feeling your dog would actually love this stuff.
25. Peach
Sweet with a hint of tartness (especially when she rips up your shoes the moment you leave the room).
26. Rutabaga
You're not sure what this is but you love calling your pup one.
27. Keto
It's a lifestyle.
28. Trader Joe
Why not bring your favorite grocer to you?
29. Aldi
Ditto.
30. Captain Crunch
You stopped eating the cereal in 11th grade, but three cheers for nostalgia.
Pop Culture Dog Names
Does life imitate art or art imitate life? Either way, we're stealing from the gifts that keep on giving: TV, movies and books.
31. Seven
Any Seinfeld fans out there?
32. Ina & Jeffrey
If you wind up bringing home two pups, why not make sure they're obsessed with each other?
33. Timothée Chalamet
If you can't date him...name your dog after him?
34. Jon Snow
Because you loved the first seven seasons at least...
35. Gatsby
Whether you're referring to DiCaprio or Fitzgerald.
36. Goop
If you live for anything Gwyneth.
37. Phoebe
She'll be there for you...when the rain starts to fall.
38. Urkel
Glasses and suspenders not included.
ANIMAL KINGDOM DOG NAMES
It was Einstein who once said, "There's literally nothing funnier than naming your dog a different animal for lots of scientific reasons," right?
39. Panda
Bam-bones, here we come.
40. Foxy
For the dog who'll do anything to sneak some extra treats.
41. Kitty
Changing up expectations for some supreme comedic effect.
42. T-Rex
Best used on a 15-pound or under pup.
43. Dino
Same.
44. Piglet
What does the pig say? "Woof."
45. Winnie
As in the Pooh.
46. Chipmunk
Be the Dave to your dog's Alvin.
47. Wolverine
A mystical, fierce creature. Just like your chihuahua mix.
48. Bunny
Hop hop hop.
49. Birdie
For your 70-pound pit bull mix.
50. Chicken
Works for any dog with skinny legs.
51. Goose
"Goose! Come back here!" she yelled at her border collie chasing the geese.
52. Sonic
As in the hedgehog, duh.
53. Bear
Just let your little gal think she could take on a grizzly.
JUST CUTE AND FUNNY DOG NAMES
Sometimes, you just want a name that can stand on its own. (And still make your chuckle.)
54. Rocket
Countdown to dinner time!
55. Sparky
A high-energy name for the basset hound that refuses to move from your La-Z-Boy.
56. Zippy
Same.
57. Zap
We love a good onomatopoeia.
58. Dollop
Dollop is just dollop of joy in your life.
59. Dot
Dottie when you're feeling sweet.
60. Yo-Yo
Your favorite toy, repurposed.
61. Gaga
Because you go gaga for him.
62. Zany
The one word to describe her when you come back home from work.
Famous Dog Names
Because there's not an Oscar category for Best Performance by a Dog yet...
63. Air Bud
Get this canine a basketball!
64. Marley
Pass the tissues.
65. Lassie
Big shoes to fill, but no pressure.
66. Slinky
Another dachshund-appropriate name.
67. Comet
Full House, anyone?
68. Lady
Keep the pasta out of reach.
69. Toto
Just click your heels together three times...
70. Beethoven
As in the problem pup St. Bernard, not the composer.
71. Brandy
Give us a dog as loyal as Brad Pitt's in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, please.
72. Nana
One-part dog, one-part babysitter?
73. Pongo
Watch out for the puppies.
74. Snoopy
The best sidekick of all time?
75. Pluto
Always a Pluto, never a Goofy.
76. Brian Griffin
Because your pup's ridiculously smart.
77. Santa's Little Helper
For the Simpsons fans out there.
78. Scooby
...where are you???
79. Martha
As in Paul McCartney's Old English sheepdog.
Hero Dog Names
Let's be honest: Your dog came into your life and saved you. That makes them the hero in every story.
80. Batman
Na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!
81. Robin
If Batman needs a sidekick.
82. Catwoman
Yes, she's a dog. But her alter ego is more feline.
83. Spider-Man
Four legs, eight legs—who's counting?
84. Wonder Woman
Does this mean Chris Pine shows up?
85. Black Widow
Don't worry—she doesn't bite.
86. Hulk
Strong, but soft-hearted.
87. Luke & Leah
Why adopt one dog when you can adopt siblings?
88. Groot
He just kinda grows on you.
89. Hobbit
Tiny with hairy feet. Perfect.
90. Storm
Keep this one from making a giant mess of the trash can.
Villain Dog Names
There's nothing like a little juxtaposition to make you laugh—your sweetest four-legged family member with an evil, power-hungry name? We love it.
91. Joker
Why do we have a feeling this one hates commands?
92. Poison Ivy
Keep this one away from your plants, OK?
93. Harley Quinn
But she looks so sweet!
94. Villanelle
Don't be surprised if Sandra Oh shows up on your doorstep.
95. Mystique
Cause if you think about it, they're both rocking their birthday suits.
96. The Penguin
What's black and white and cute all over?
97. Thanos
The jewelry box is off limits, Thanos!
98. Darth
His bark is bigger than his bite.
99. Scar
Prefers to be the only child.
100. Gollum
But we call him "my precious."
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