200 Hilarious Jokes for Kids That'll Have Them Cracking Up
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Funny Jokes for Kids
- Why did the cracker go to the doctor?
It felt crummy. - What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called?
Nacho cheese. - What's black and white and read all over?
The newspaper. - What goes up but never comes down?
Your age. - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in the field. - What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells. - Who did the ghost take to the dance?
His ghoul-friend. - Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine. - Why was it so breezy at the ballgame?
The stadium was packed with fans. - What do you call someone who only passes gas at home?
A private tutor. - How do you stay warm in any room?
Hang out in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees. - Why don't any other shapes talk to circles?
Because there’s no point. - Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw salad dressing. - Why didn't the pirate shower before he walked the plank?
Because he’ll just wash up on shore later. - Why did the skeleton quit her job?
Her heart wasn’t in it. - What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn? - What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
Twister. - Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood blank. - Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb. - What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
"I Apollo-gize." - What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus. - What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob?
Use a door jam. - What is a tree's favorite beverage?
Root beer!
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Everyone can have the last laugh with this list of the best jokes for kids. Be your family's personal comedian with these riddles and LOL-worthy punchlines.
