10 Toilet Sprays That Are So Good, Your Partner Will Wonder If You Go At All

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Okay, hear me out: You may think you’re above poop sprays, but since everyone poops, don’t you think everyone could benefit from a poop spray? Think about it: How many of us live with roommates whose smells begin to overlap each other? What about living with a significant other for the first time — and you haven’t had the “admission of poop” talk yet?

Hiding your, erm, smells is not only a way to show those around you that you respect their space, but it’s also a great way to keep shared bathrooms feeling and smelling fresh, which makes everyone happier in the long run. For whatever reason, sometimes you just want to keep your business to yourself, and we fully support that.

If you’re still skeptical about poop sprays, let’s get into how they work, which may help explain why they’re so necessary. Typically, you spray the bowl to prepare before you go number two. Then, once you’re finished, the spray creates a seal over the surface of the water that prevents any scents from coming out through the water and out of the bowl. Genius, no? Here are a few of the best poop sprays that, yes, you can shop for online (in Incognito mode too, because why not), so no one ever has to know you poop.

Bath Apothecary Flush Ritual

If you’re looking for an all-natural and more affordable option to name-brand poop sprays, Amazon reviewers say you’ve found it with this formula by Muse Bath Apothecary.

The blend of eucalyptus, lavender, and aloe vera creates a naturally soothing aroma that reviewers say isn’t overpowering. It smells more like herbs than a chemical perfume, and that’s thanks to the fact that this formula contains no dyes, artificial fragrances, parabens, phthalates, chlorine, formaldehyde, triclosan, or phosphates.

It’s even manufactured in the US, which is a great feature considering how low the price point is. Grab a bottle in different ounce sizes and stock up your entire bathroom.

Le Toilet Spray

This vegan formula comes in a glass recyclable bottle, so you won’t have to worry about purchasing into plastic consumption. It’s made in France, specifically the French city of Grasse, which is where perfumes that are sold all over the world are created.

The formulation is not only effective but also biodegradable and safe for all toilets and septic tanks. You only need two to three sprays of this formula to get the job done and trap odors beneath the water in the toilet bowl. It’s also available in a woodsy scent formulation that closely mimics men’s cologne.

Pre Poo Before You go Toilet Spray

If you have a dog or cat that loves lingering around the toilet bowl in your house, don’t worry, because this spray is completely non-toxic and pet-safe. It’s so good that one reviewer who has tried many other brands said, “Nothing is as efficient as THIS spray.”

That’s pretty high praise in this competitive product market. The glass bottle ensures that the product is completely recyclable once it’s finished.

The bottle looks pretty discreet as well: The black label with minimal colored writing and dark glass bottle allows it to blend in seamlessly with your medicine cabinet or on top of the toilet next to your favorite scented candle.

Toilet Spray Citrus

Get you a poop spray that does it all. This Poo-Pouri spray works in the toilet, of course (spray before you go), and is also suitable for use around garbage bins, nursery areas, laundry rooms, and more.

If you’re looking for a multi-functional spray that can make it out of the bathroom when you need it to, this is the one to pick up. Reviewers say that just a few sprays are all you need to waft the scent, which is great for anyone who wants a product that only requires minimal spritzes. Even customers with allergies noted that there were “no weird undertones that set off an allergic reaction, unlike some other brands.”

Pre-Poo Aromatic Bathroom Toilet Spray

If you work in a small office or in an intimate co-working space where everyone knows when you’re going to the bathroom (and smells are known to linger), this is a great poop spray to pick up. It’s discreet, thin enough to fit in your hand or up your jacket sleeve as you walk around the office to the bathroom, and if you accidentally leave it behind, it actually looks good on the counter instead of sticking out.

Either way, this is a great spray to pick up if you have to frequently use the bathroom in close quarters around colleagues or other people you’d rather not be sharing a bathroom with. We get it; we’ve all been there.

V.I.P. Pre-Poop Toilet Spray

“Hawaiian hot shot” is quite the name for a scent, and we’re guessing it just means tropical with notes of fruit like pineapple and coconut. Reviewers seem to agree. One wrote, “The scent really is nice and tropical,” adding that it even made him want to visit Hawaii.

Imagine dreaming of Hawaii while you’re going to the bathroom instead of being distracted by gross smells; that’s what the magic of these bathroom sprays can do for you. Since this travel-size spray is just 1.8 ounces, it’s small enough to slip into your back pocket, which might be more appealing for individuals who do not carry bags or purses.

Pre-Poo Spray in Morning Shower

Going to the bathroom might be an afterthought for you, even if you are concerned with making it smell as best as you can while you go. But what if you could level up each bathroom visit by actually getting a moment of zen from the toilet spray you’re using?

One reviewer said they sprayed this in the room and instantly felt more relaxed when it was needed most. “I used it as an air freshener when I stayed in a hotel,” they wrote.

“When the rest of my family arrived they thought it was an air freshener [and] said it made them feel calm and relaxed.”

Why not enhance every bathroom experience with a scent that actually relaxes you while you’re ready to do your business? *adds to cart*

Toilet Spray

It may seem like this product is marketed towards men, but anyone can be a dude, right? The copy on the bottle and packaging is meant to be playful and funny; it even reads “let it rip” and dubs itself the “stank eliminator.”

You might as well make pooping funny whenever you can — I mean, that never goes out of style even as we turn into adults. This spray is great to give to a roommate or partner who you want to laugh with instead of insult. Thank us later.

Poo Be Gone (Set of 2)

You’re going to poop for the rest of your life, so you might as well stock up on 2-for-1 sprays while you can. This set features one spray bottle that has a lavender and vanilla scent profile and the other is a citrus blend.

Keep them in different parts of the house, or keep one in the office and one at home. Either way, having two is always better than one, and you’ll always have a backup. The bottle is small enough to fit in your pocket, in a desk drawer, or even in your coat sleeve pocket.

There’s Something Brewing Toilet Elixir

This product is designed to smell like your grandpa’s wisdom and stories and… pipe tobacco. Don’t ask us — that’s just what the product says. If you want to inspire your visit to the toilet with a little coffee and tobacco scent to get things moving, this is the spray for you.

If you’re not a coffee drinker, maybe the scent of coffee will inspire you to get the show on the road; whatever works. Just shake the bottle well, spray into the toilet bowl, and recall a comforting presence in your life who once smelled of freshly brewed coffee and smoke.

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