10 ‘Happy Meals’ for Kids With Shocking Fat and Calorie Counts

Watch the video to get up to speed on The Healthy Happy Meal Bill. (Video: Yahoo Health)

It’s a concerned parent’s nutritional nightmare: You take your youngster to see the latest animated film, and she loves it. She wants to own everything ever created with Elsa, or the Minions, or the Inside Out characters on it. Your house soon becomes a shrine to these creatures, filled with plastic idols. But inevitably, there’s one more toy that she simply MUST have: and it comes inside a Happy Meal. And so you buy one, knowing it’s nutritionally a bad move.

To fight back, New York City has just proposed a new Healthy Happy Meals Bill, one that would force McDonald’s, Burger King and other fast-food purveyors to lower the fat, sodium and calorie counts in meals that use toys to lure kids — and their eager-to-please parents — into the drive-thru.

“The Healthy Happy Meal Bill is poised to nudge kids and parents toward healthier kids’ meals because the bill would require kids meals to meet healthier nutrition criteria if a toy is included,” says study coauthor Marie Bragg, PhD, assistant professor, Department of Population Health, NYU Langone Medical Center. “We wanted to conduct the study because research shows children who are obese at a young age have a very high risk of becoming obese adults. So it’s critical to encourage healthy eating patterns early in life to help avoid life-threatening diseases later on.”

“The major strength of this bill is that it would try to encourage a shift toward choosing healthier kids’ meals,” Bragg added. 

We love this idea. The average fast-food kids’ meal now has 600 calories and gets 36 percent of its calories from fat, according to a study at New York University. The city’s proposed bill would cut calories by 9 percent and fat by 10 percent — enough to make a healthy difference.

But it’s not just the local fast food joint that’s serving up an unwelcome dose of fat and calories. The editors of Eat This, Not That! magazine took a deep dive into the ball pits at some of our most popular chains, and uncovered the Best and Worst Kids Meals in America. Read on below, and before you order your small ones an unhealthy small Coke, read these 7 Amazing Things That Happen To Your Body When You Give Up Soda!

Potbelly Big PBJ

1,340 calories, 51 g fat (10 g saturated fat), 1,390 mg sodium, 199 g carbs

With only three ingredients—bread, peanut butter and jelly—this lunchbox favorite has the least amount of ingredients, but the highest calorie count on Potbelly’s menu, not to mention a sugar level that rivals a pot of candy (it’s for the sugar equivalent of 11 Krispy Kreme doughnuts!) Since this is nominally for adults, a half-portion for Junior would run you 670 calories—still too many for a sandwich. Instead, trade the P-B-J for a T-K-Y, a lighter take on turkey and cheese. Ask for “thin-cut” for a thinner sub, with ⅓ of the bread removed from the regular size—perfect for kids.

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Potbelly T-K-Y Sandwich Skinny “Thin Cut”

295 calories, 6 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 1,053 mg sodium, 40 g carbs

P.F. Chang’s Kid’s Chicken Fried Rice

610 calories, 15 fat (3 g saturated fat), 1,590 mg sodium, 45 g carbs, 17 g protein

Chang’s tries to shroud its nutrition numbers by breaking meals into multiple servings. Don’t be fooled. The restaurant continues its usual sodium assault on its kids’ menu. There you find a dish whose potential (chicken and rice, what could possibly go wrong?) is outweighed only by the surplus of salt saturating every last greasy grain of rice.

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Baby Buddha’s Feast Steamed

60 calories, 0 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 50 g sodium, 22 g carbs, 4 g protein.

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California Pizza Kitchen Kids Mushroom Pepperoni Sausage

610 calories,19 g fat, (7 g saturated fat), 1,430 mg sodium, 82 g carbs, 4 g sugar, 3 g fiber, 25 g protein

The sad truth is that we could have picked any of the kids’ pizzas for this list. Even the cheese pizza has 560 calories, and the other options go up from there. Thank the thick dough and heavy-handed cheese application. The little ones could eat two slices of Original Mushroom Pepperoni Sausage pizza from a six-slice adult pie and save more than 210 calories.

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Kids Grilled Chicken with Broccoli

240 calories, 6 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 210 mg sodium, 9 g carbs, 3 g sugar, 5 g fiber, 39 g protein


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McDonald’s Mighty Kids Meal with Double Cheeseburger, Fries (small) and Fat-Free Chocolate Milk Jug

790 calories, 30 g fat (10 g saturated fat, 1 g trans fat), 1,150 mg sodium, 95 g carbs, 5 g fiber, 25 g sugar, 36 g protein

The Golden Arches should be commended for increasing the number of healthy options in recent years. In particular, its Apple Dippers have inspired other large chains to offer alternatives to fried potatoes. Unfortunately, it’s still easier to construct a lousy meal at McDonald’s than it is a good one. This combo chews through more than a half day’s worth of calories, fat, and sodium. And no toy in the bottom of the box can make that better. Instead, order from this sure-fire list of what 7 Diet Experts Feed Their Kids at McDonald’s!

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Happy Meal with Hamburger, Yoplait Go-Gurt Strawberry Yogurt, Kids Fries, and Apple Juice Box

500 calories, 14 g fat (4.5 g saturated fat, 0 g trans fat), 600 mg sodium, 76 g carbs, 3 g fiber, 32 g sugar, 16 g protein

KFC Chicken Little Kids Meal with Mac-n-Cheese, Capri Sun, and Gogo Squeez 

790 calories, 27 g fat, 1,730 mg sodium, 111 g carbs, 7 g fiber, 35 g sugar, 26 g protein

Fried chicken is almost always trouble, but the Mac-n-Cheese constitutes this meal’s biggest calorie portion. And its most dangerous. Empty carbs and cheese sauce may make kids salivate, but this meal also packs adult-sized numbers. The sodium alone is more than most grown-ups should consume in one day, let alone one meal.

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Kids Meal with Grilled Chicken Drumstick, Mashed Potatoes (with gravy), Capri Sun, and Gogo Squeeze

300 calories, 8 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 830 mg sodium, 42 g carbs, 2 g fiber, 20 g sugar, 15 g protein


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Applebee’s Kids Oreo Cookie Shake

840 calories, 41 g fat (22 g saturated fat), 470 mg sodium, 100 g carbs, 1 g fiber, 74 g sugar, 20 g protein

Nearly all of those 100 grams of carbohydrates are pure sugar. That’s an insulin spike that would make diabetes specialists cringe. (Not to mention dentists.) Your child would have to eat 16 Oreos to match this shake’s caloric heft. Better off going with chocolate milk—or a scoop of ice cream. Or give them a delicious smoothie using cocoa powder and peanut butter that takes just like a milkshake. Use our Best-Ever Healthy Smoothie Recipe.

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Kids Chocolate Milk

1150 calories, 2.5 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 200 mg sodium, 25 g carbs, 0 g fiber, 23 g sugar, 8 g protein

California Pizza Kitchen Kids Curly Mac n’ Cheese with Edamame

800 calories, 47 g fat (28 g saturated fat, 1.5 g trans fat), 780 mg sodium , 71 g carbs, 5 g sugar, 5 g fiber, 25 g protein

Whereas most kid favorites—chicken fingers, cheeseburgers, even hot dogs—offer some redeeming nutritional value, macaroni and cheese brings nothing but cheese, cream, and refined carbohydrates to the table. CPK appears willing to solve that problem with the inclusion of protein- and fiber-rich edamame in its mac, but instead it stuffs its kiddy bowls to the brim with one of the most calorie-dense pastas we’ve ever seen. Another good opportunity squandered by the restaurant industry’s penchant for excess.

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Kids Fusilli with Tomato Sauce

400 calories, 8 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 680 mg sodium, 68 g carbs, 6 g sugar, 6 g fiber, 13 g protein

Applebee’s Kids Mini Cheeseburgers (2)

680 calories, 42 g fat (17 g saturated fat, 2 g trans fat), 1,570 mg sodium, 44 g carbs, 2 g fiber, 9 g sugar, 31 g protein

Just another sad example of Restaurant Law 172A, the Mini-Burger Paradox (MBP). The MBP states that the more diminutive the burger, the more potential it possesses for nutritional mayhem (see: Ruby Tuesday, Chili’s, et al.). If restaurants stopped with one mini, you’d be fine, but these baby burgers normally come in groups of two or more—so you end up with two buns, two slices of cheese, two sets of condiments. The end result is a total package with more calories, fat, and sodium than you’d find in one normal-size burger. To witness other beefy burgers we have a beef with—including a video of a nine-patty hamburger nearly a foot tall!—click here for The Worst Burgers in America 2015!

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Kids Corn Dog

220 calories, 12 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 590 mg sodium, 21 g carbs, 1 g fiber, 6 g sugar, 7 g protein

Perkins Kid’s Chicken Strips

880 calories, 83 g fat (13 g saturated fat), 1,810 mg sodium, 71 g carbs, 3 g fiber, 11 g sugar, 30 g protein

These fingers would be criminally caloric even if they were intended for adults. In fact, to match this three-digit calorie count, a kid would need to eat 18 McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets. The road to nutritional safety with Perkins’ kids menu is pocked with potholes, so either order the mac and cheese or keep on driving.

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Kid’s Mac & Cheese

300 calories, 9 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), 580 mg sodium, 46 g carbs, 2 g fiber, 8 g sugar, 6 g protein


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On the Border Kid’s Cheese Quesadilla with Mexican Rice

1,170 calories, 73.5 g fat (31 g saturated fat) 1,790 mg sodium, 90 g carbs, 2 g fiber, N/A g sugar, 38 g protein

On the Border’s kids’ menu mostly offers reasonable Mexican fare, but this cheese quesadilla, along with the nachos, stands out as a disturbing outlier. How the chain veers so far off course with this item, we don’t know. Is it overloaded with cheese, or is the chicken poached in butter? Whatever the case, this quesadilla and rice provide more calories than should be in two kids’ meals and enough sodium to cure a whole hog.

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Kid’s Mexican Plate with Crispy Chicken Taco (with rice, without beans)

430 calories, 15 g fat (5 g saturated fat), 930 mg sodium, 52 g carbs, 3 g fiber, N/A sugar, 21 g protein

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