10 ASOS Models Who Ghosted You
On Thursday, Twitter user @josefbone made a remarkable discovery: why, he wondered, "does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting?"
why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting pic.twitter.com/sdFsZbiHXL
- Joe Bone (@josefbone) March 22, 2018
Though the examples he provided were compelling, we immediately went to ASOS to confirm his report. Sure enough, every single guy on that freakin' website has a weird deer-in-headlights look in their eyes like you just caught them proposing to another girl after they told you they "weren't ready for a relationship." Below, some of the male ASOS models who have been ghosting you, and their excuses for not texting back.
“I…uh, moved?”
"Work has been crazy."
"The stroke-work on this neck tattoo has been eating up all my time."
“I'm trying this new thing where I live off the grid.”
"Mercury was in retrograde."
"My sister...no I mean, my mom...she was sick."
"My phone died....forever."
"I was working through having IBS."
"My arm muscles got stuck in this tight white t-shirt and I couldn't reach the phone."
“Do I know you?”
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