The Worst Burgers in America 2015
A hamburger done right isn’t a terrible nutritional choice. But these are done terribly wrong. Exhibit A: The Oreo Burger. (Photo: Florida State Fair)
Call it a Burger Backlash: McDonald’s, home of “billions and billions served,” announced last week it would be closing more than 700 locations worldwide, due to declining sales and increased competition. Customers now want healthier, casual dining options like Chipotle or LYFE Kitchen. The home of the Quarter Pounder is floundering every quarter—even as they’ve made strides lately to offer lower-calorie options.
A hamburger done right isn’t a terrible nutritional choice. Topped with some lettuce and tomato, ketchup and mustard, and a relatively small bun, it’s is a high-protein treat that shouldn’t pack too much fat.
The fast-rising chain Shake Shack, for one, has mastered this formula, with no option more than 1,000 calories. But other chains are still supersizing their burgers like it’s 2004. In our latest Annual Report, our editors at Eat This, Not That! magazine researched the most popular restaurants that serve burgers, and graded each and every one. Get a load—literally—of this list of The Worst Burgers in America 2015, and enjoy our Eat This, Not That! recommendations of relatively healthier choices. (Then keep your belly toned and tight—in record time—with these essential 7 Best Foods for Rapid Weight Loss!
THE WORST FAST-FOOD BURGER
Hardee’s and Carl’s Jr. ½ Lb. Thickburger El Diablo
1,380 calories, 92 g fat (31 g saturated fat), 3,830 mg sodium, 84 g carbohydrates
That’s the Fat and Sodium Equivalent of: 3 whole Big Macs!
Hardee’s and Carl’s Jr. take misplaced pride in their shamelessly caloric approach to everything they put under a heat lamp, which is probably reason enough for some to find another place to eat. Need more motivation? This burger is named after The Devil! Many of their offerings break the perilous 1,000-calorie barrier; but this bunbuster has nearly 75 percent of your entire day’s calories and as much fat as a dozen Taco Bell soft beef tacos. Beware.
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⅓ Pound Low Carb Thickburger
470 Calories, 36 g fat (13 g saturated fat), 1,170 mg sodium, 9 g carbohydrates.
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(Photo: Instagram / @rubytuesday)
THE WORST SIT-DOWN BURGE
Ruby Tuesday’s Portabella Crispy Onion Pretzel Cheeseburger
1,659 calories, 95 g fat (N/A saturated fat), 3,086 sodium, 130 g carbohydrates
That’s the Carb Equivalent of: Shotgunning 10 slices of Wonder Bread!
Since our last Eat This, Not That! report, Ruby Tuesday’s ditched their “Colossal Burger,” which equaled six regular burgers at DQ. But they still offer the country’s worst sit-down burger, adding a healthy portabella mushroom, but then piling on crisp onion straws and chipotle mayo, and topping it all with a salted pretzel as a bun!
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Turkey Burger Wrap
584 calories, 28 g fat, 1,395 sodium, 45 g carbohydrates
THE TRANS-FATTIEST BURGER
Denny’s Double Cheeseburger
1,120 calories, 67 g fat (32 g saturated fat, 4 g trans fat), 2,150 sodium, 49 g carbohydrates
That’s the Trans-Fat Equivalent of: 8 Whopper Jrs. piled high!
The FDA just last week finally moved to ban trans-fats, deeming them “not generally recognized as safe”—why? Because they turn solid once they’re inside your body, where they jam up your arteries, including those in your brain. Remember that next time you sit down at Denny’s. This burger has 2 days’ worth of the stuff—sharing that dubious honor with the Burger King Triple Whopper below.
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Build Your Own Burger Veggie Patty on a Whole Wheat Bun with lettuce, tomatoes and onions
374 calories, 4 g fat, 839 mg sodium, 59 g carbohydrates
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THE SALTIEST BURGER
Steak ’n Shake’s 7x7 Steakburger
1,330 calories, 98 g fat (45 g saturated fat, 3.5 g trans fat), 4,490 sodium, 34 g carbohydrates.
That’s the Sodium Equivalent of: 12 servings of Pop Secret Homestyle popcorn!
Available only from midnight through 6am on the chain’s “Up All Night” menu—because eating this monstrosity in daylight would be too shameful—the 7x7 isn’t even described as food; they call it a “challenge.” Steak ’n Shake smashes 7 Steakburgers and 7 slices of American Cheese into one pound of goopy, bloaty trans-fatty horror (usually sold for $7.77). You’d have to be either sleepwalking or drunk to think this marketing gimmick is a good idea.
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Nothing! Go to sleep! Nighttime fasting—aka closing the kitchen early—may help you lose more weight, even if you eat more food throughout the day, according to a study in the journal Cell Metabolism. But if somehow, you find yourself in a Steak ’n Shake at 2am, and absolutely need a burger, get the Double Steakburger with Cheese—440 calories, 25 g fat (11 g saturated fat, 1 g trans), 590 g sodium, 31 g carbohydrates. And fill up, but don’t fill out: Use these Eat This, Not That!-recommended 10 Daily Habits That Blast Belly Fat!
THE WORST BURGER AT MCDONALD’S
Bacon & Cheese Sirloin Third Pound Burger
810 calories, 41 g fat (18 g saturated fat, 2 g trans fat), 2,060 sodium, 65 g carbohydrates
That’s the Sodium Equivalent of: 68 Rold Gold pretzels!
Despite locations closing, the irony is, McDonald’s has tried to clean up its act in recent years, eliminating trans-fats from its oils, reducing the number of calorie bombs and adding healthy options like yogurt, salads—even kale. Burger-wise, the chain is one of the least offensive when compared to the gut-busters on this list, but they’re still the cheapest and easiest option for most Americans, making them a dangerous purveyor of affordable options that’ll make you fat. This Bacon and Cheese is a prime example. The classic Big Mac or a McDouble will fill you up for 300-450 fewer calories.
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McDouble
380 calories, 17 g fat (8 g saturated fat, 1 g trans fat), 840 mg sodium, 34 g carbohydrates
THE WORST BURGER AT BURGER KING
Burger King Triple Whopper Sandwich with Cheese and Mayo
1,160 calories, 75 g fat (27 g saturated fat, 4 g trans fat), 1,050 mg sodium, 50 g carbohydrates
That’s the Fat Equivalent of: 10 servings of Edy’s Vanilla Ice Cream!
This Triple Whopper is triple trouble. You could remove 2 patties and still be looking at more calories than you need. And the fact that it’s got more trans fat than you should eat in two days only adds insult to injury. We prefer the Grilled Chicken Sandwich—or the Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe, if you miss that char-broiled flavor. For more on which fast-food favorites are making you fat, don’t miss The Worst Mall Foods in America 2015!
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Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe
290 calories, 14 g fat (6 g saturated fat, .05 trans fat), 720 mg sodium, 26 g carbohydrates
(Photo: Florida State Fair)
THE WORST BURGER AT STATE
The Carousel Foods Oreo Burger
Estimated: 3,047 calories, 212 g fat (64 g saturated fat, .2 g trans fat), 2,179 sodium, 226 g carbohydrates
That’s the Calorie Equivalent of: 57 Oreo cookies eaten at once!
At Eat This, Not That!, we’re big fans of healthy salty and sweet combos, like dark chocolate and popcorn, or peanut M+Ms. But leave it to Carousel Foods—whose best-selling item is the Krispy Kreme burger—to invent a burger deep fried in Oreo batter, and topped with bacon. The mashup hit the Florida State Fair earlier this year. “The crazier it is, the more people want to try it,” Carousel’s co-owner told the Tampa Bay Times. You’d have to be crazy to eat one. Although there is no official nutrition data available, we estimated it by tallying the counts ingredient by ingredient. Even if we somehow overestimated by, say, 1,000 calories, this is still the highest-calorie burger on this list. Consider yourself warned, and arm yourself with these other 8 Foods That Should Have Warning Labels!
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Corn Dog
280 calories, 18 g fat (6 g saturated fat), 755 mg sodium, 20 g carbohydrates
(Photo: Instagram / @chilisphilippines)
THE WORST SLIDERS
Chili’s Big Mouth Bites
1,560 calories, 83 g fat (25 g saturated fat, 2 g trans fat), 4,520 sodium, 144 g carbohydrates
That’s the Calorie Equivalent of: 4 McDonald’s McDoubles, all on one plate!
Isn’t that an oxymoron: Big Mouth Bites? These four mini-burgers, topped with smoked bacon, American cheese, sauteed onions and house-made ranch, pack more calories than many of Chili’s regular-sized burgers. That’s no small difference.
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Make Your Own Double Thin Burger with veggies
Starting at 360 calories, 26 g fat (14 g saturated fat, 2 g trans fat), 840g sodium, 1 g carbohydrates
THE WORST CHAIN BURGER IN AMERICA
Wayback Burgers Triple Triple Burger
1,780 calories, 108 g fat (42 g saturated fat), 700 mg sodium, 30 g carbohydrates
That’s the Fat Equivalent of: 10 Krispy Kreme Glazed Doughnuts!
It’d be one thing if this were a one-time gimmick just to nab headlines, but the chain proudly features the Triple Triple front and center in its marketing and website: 9 burger patties with 9 slices of American cheese, stacked high. This one will take you way, way back—ideally to a time before you ordered it, so you can make a smarter swap.
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Philly Burger Single
440 calories, 22 g fat (8 g saturated fat), 970 mg sodium, 35 g carbohydrates
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