That headline is not meant to make you think that the colorful 80s-era cartoon character now has an issue with booze. It’s meant to make you think that happy hour can be splashy and vibrant this evening.
Because it can.
Here are some of the best striped, multi-colored cocktails a thirsty person can find on the web. Layer that rum with orange and green and you’ll not only cap off the week, you’ll do it vividly.