7 Funny Foodie Twitter Accounts
Happy April Fool’s Day! Here are our favorite recent tweets from the seven funniest fake food-related Twitter handles. Follow them. Have a good laugh. Carry on.
Tweets on pizza. Funny ones. That’s all it is. Example: “The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.” It also pulls at the heartstrings of all pizza lovers out there: “Is ordering pizza an emotion cuz I’m feeling it.” And is so inspiring that it may convert the others: “Accept pizza not apologies.”
We really hope that @coffee_dad is “just a dad who loves his coffee,” but it’s likely some SNL writer or a fed up Intelligentsia barista. (We have no proof of that, mind you.) Whoever it is, B.J. Novak and Susan Orlean are fans. And so are we.
This is a very passionate (often violently so!) account. “If you love someone, let them go. Into the ocean, with a concrete block tied to their feet. They are a threat to your delicious kale.” This person loves kale. Or hates it and its trendiness so much that he or she decided to throw significant energy at creating a Twitter account that has since gained 20.4K followers.
Full of irreverence and profanity, the human behind this handle tweets mostly, but not exclusively, about food, often highlighting the ridiculousness of our self-important, indulgent foodie culture. Example: “Please enjoy my ‘butter on toast’ served on a velour kitten bed spread.” It started as a mockery of food bloggers—“I can smell my soul when I cook,” reads the bio—and now interacts, in a friendly (but still profanity-packed) manner, with many of them.