10 Bad Yelp Reviews for a Decade of Yelping
If you’ve ever descended into a blind rage after being served a soggy basket of tasteless chicken tenders, you can thank Yelp for giving your anger a proper outlet. Kudos, Yelp, for democratizing restaurant reviews. And for showing us how insane a place the internet can be.
The review site celebrates 10 years in October and has been hosting birthday bashes across the country since last month, but we figure that the best way to truly celebrate Yelp is to recall a few awesomely horrible reviews from the past decade.
One dude’s fatalistic review of a Wendy’s in Sunnyvale, California:
And this person’s completely unhelpful review of a Los Angeles Morton’s Steakhouse:
A review of Alinea in 2008… by someone who never ate there:
And this guy who really, really does not want you to make a rookie mistake at Franklin BBQ in Austin, Texas:
It’s cool that sometimes you fall in love with a California Pizza Kitchen in New York City: