A Chicago-based teacher, who goes
by derryqueenhaha on Twitter —
his drag queen persona —.
posted the submissions to a caption contest he had for this third graders over Zoom.
The answers are telling of each child's personality, without even having more context as to who wrote what.
People in the replies were identifying themselves with some of the answers
— further proving that perhaps...
there is a deeper, more existential reading
into how people caption this picture of
a snowman melting on top of a car.
This is not the first time this teacher has gotten some high-quality Twitter material.
In mid-March, he taught his students how
to email him in case they had any questions...
and was immediately bombarded with a slew
of messages throughout the following day