Jason Bateman Grew His Hair Out, And Now Everybody Can't Stop Talking About People He Looks Like
Jason Bateman has the luxurious hair of a timeless Disney prince.
The 55-year-old actor's mane has seriously been a main character in his life for decades.
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Sometimes the luscious locks show up in his movies.
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And other times, he appears to like showing off the medium-length middle part at awards shows.
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But nothing compares to how much he seems to love showing up courtside for baseball and basketball games.
Jason has been a mainstay for professional sports stadiums and arenas, and every time he's captured on camera — the luxurious hair is right there with him.
Yet, when he was recently seen at the Philadelphia 76ers vs. New York Knicks game (without a baseball cap), people noticed his hair was longer than usual, and the internet couldn't stop talking about it.
All the speculation, jokes, and comparisons were too good to overlook, so I gathered the best reactions to Jason Bateman's new flow.
Jason Bateman looking like a lost Brothers Gibb https://t.co/NOXPGC4lhE pic.twitter.com/0Iu85XbO6X
— JekalynHyde (@MeeRaeDoe) April 20, 2024
Jason Bateman is the jesus we needed on 4/20 pic.twitter.com/lbFk8diW2c
— Stream the Vote (@StreamtheVote) April 20, 2024
Jason Bateman looks like he just came out of Jumanji pic.twitter.com/E07TcCa4Xn
— Pelicans Realist (@GriffinPresser) April 20, 2024
Jason Bateman *should* play a great Snarky Jesus. pic.twitter.com/19SMkA6xuY
— Courtney Howard (@Lulamaybelle) April 20, 2024
Jason Bateman watching the Knicks pic.twitter.com/CtCU2o4GQF
— Scott Kacsmar (@ScottKacsmar) April 20, 2024
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If it turns out Jason Bateman is the second coming of Christ, I may just have to rethink this whole atheism thing...
— Silly season is upon us... (@AlyssonFergison) April 21, 2024
Whew. Jason Bateman is only trending for cosplaying Kurt Russell pic.twitter.com/RFlfYonRnk
— 🕊️💞Dannie D💞🕊️ (@DannieD01) April 21, 2024
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Jason Bateman looking like White Jesus, Jack Black and a slightly sinister hobbit all at the same time. https://t.co/IMwluTd4X0
— Young G-Eazy (@sheistykhrist) April 20, 2024
Filming an Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam biopic pic.twitter.com/4iVBt1vLE4
— CMSLA[G]LE (@cm_slagle) April 20, 2024
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Jason Bateman looks like a guy who’s writing a Manifesto pic.twitter.com/DJdIX6ZFxM
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) April 20, 2024
Jason Bateman’s mane is thick and luxurious pic.twitter.com/S8pHYo79vi
— Rae Shelat (@raeshelat) April 20, 2024
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"What happened to Jason Bateman" and it's literally just him watching a basketball game with fantastic hair. pic.twitter.com/6iBuh75rXs
— Pinkie Pie🏴☠️ (@PinkeminaDPie) April 20, 2024