Here Are The Funniest Weekend Tweets
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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1.
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) April 27, 2024
2.
My daughter just burped loud as hell in Olive Garden and I’m like WOW have some decorum and she’s like “that word doesn’t effect me cause I don’t know what it means” Okay.
— MOMMA $PICE (@ItsMrsPlugg) April 27, 2024
3.
Him: “you look good with your glasses”Me: pic.twitter.com/6WvAQPX0RB
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) April 28, 2024
Cartoon Network / Twitter: @invis4yo
4.
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
— Garry Gray (@GarryJGray) April 27, 2024
5.
can she back up a bit omg. https://t.co/yV66dKkgDy
— janito (@yassnito) April 26, 2024
The Drew Barrymore Show. / Twitter: @yassnito
6.
ALL I DO IS W- 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 https://t.co/MMDRtqZNLj
— dinaledi aligning. (@____justsihle) April 27, 2024
7.
“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside
— trash jones (@jzux) April 27, 2024
8.
I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay
— Thomas (@len0killer) April 27, 2024
9.
The central heating rn pic.twitter.com/G4XHuvof9p
— Matthew Fellows (@fattmellows) April 27, 2024
10.
LMFAOOO pic.twitter.com/SmWwz9ReFA
— down bad comments (@downbadcomment) April 27, 2024
11.
Went to visit my girl and her TV was on HDMI 2 with nothing plugged to it pic.twitter.com/aXTEc6NEzK
— 𝔸ℝℂℍ𝕀𝕄𝔼𝔻𝔼𝕊 🦍 (@SuaNyansa_) April 26, 2024
WWE / Twitter: @SuaNyansa_
12.
On arrival in Japan: "I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt."Upon returning from Japan: "What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?"One week after returning from Japan: pic.twitter.com/wqnQm1TXUM
— T. Ryan Gregory (@TRyanGregory) April 27, 2024
13.
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom" https://t.co/4JZJ8hwqAs
— 💐🌱Vernal Eggcelent🌱💐 (@Astro_Eggcelent) April 27, 2024
@zendaya / Twitter: @Astro_Eggcelent
14.
New email signature just dropped pic.twitter.com/gLsl4cFpSk
— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) April 27, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @drhingram
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Me thinking about the next time I get paid immediately after getting paid pic.twitter.com/yXMy9wW6gG
— brandonnn 👻 (@BBBrrrandonn) April 27, 2024
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