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27 Hilarious Mike Myers Quotes From SNL And Movies

Jason Wiese

June 10, 2024 at 9:30 PM

Oh, behave.

"A Nerd Says, 'What?'" - Saturday Night Live

"That Must Be Lord Farquaad's Castle. Do You Think Maybe He's Compensating For Something?" - Shrek

"HEAD! MOVE!" - So I Married An Axe Murderer

"We'll Just Take These Home, Run Them Over With A Fine Tooth Comb, Cross The ’T’s,’ And Dot The... Lower Case ‘J’s’ - Wayne's World 2

"I'm Verklempt" - Saturday Night Live

"For Five Minutes, Could You Not Be Yourself? FOR FIVE MINUTES!" - Shrek 2

"I Once Thought I Had Mono For An Entire Year. It Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored" - Wayne's World

“Basically, We Have All Our Rotten Eggs In One Basket. The Objective Of Operation Kino: Blow Up The Basket" - Inglourious Basterds

"Would You Like To Touch My Monkey?" - Saturday Night Live

"Believe Me, Donkey, If It Was Me, You'd Be Dead!" - Shrek

"Who Throws A Shoe? Honestly!" - Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

"Yes, And It's The Choice Of A New Generation" - Wayne's World

"No, I Think It's Repellent In Every Way. In fact, I Think Most Scottish Cuisine Is Based On A Dare" - So I Married An Axe Murderer

"Everybody In The World Has 'Frampton Comes Alive!’ If You Lived In The Suburbs, You Were Issued It. It Came In The Mail With Samples Of Tide" - Wayne's World 2

"Don't Look At My Bum" - Saturday Night Live

"No Stairway. Denied!" - Wayne's World

“Well, Somebody Better Be Dying" - Shrek The Third

"Well, That's The Kind Of Song Teenagers Can Crank Up The Volume In Their Car And Bang Their Heads To. 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Will Never Be That Song" - Bohemian Rhapsody

"Oh, Smashing. Groovy. Yay, Capitalism!" - Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

“Let Me Get This Straight: You Pay This Woman To Sit On Babies? That's Disgusting. I'd Do It For Nothing" - The Cat In The Hat

"If It's A Severed Head, I'm Going To Be Very Upset" - Wayne's World

“Talk Amongst Yourselves. I’ll Give You A Topic: Rhode Island Is Neither A Road, Nor Is It An Island" - Saturday Night Live

"Who Does Number Two Work For?" - Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

"I Can't Believe Paramount Is Spending The Money To Fly Us To England. I Would Have Thought They Would Just Use Two Doubles" - Wayne's World 2

"I'm Afraid You're Gonna Ki- Leave Me" So I Married An Axe Murderer

"No, Scott. I Have An Even better Idea. I'm Going To Place Him In An Easily Escapable Situation Involving An Overly Elaborate And Exotic Death" - Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

"Yeah, And Monkeys Might Fly Out Of My Butt" - Saturday Night Live

Oh, behave.

Easily one of the most legendary SNL stars of the 1990s is Mike Myers — the star and creator of numerous beloved SNL sketches, from “Wayne’s World” to “Coffee Talk.” However, you could say that his most unforgettable characters come from the big screen, like shag-a-delic spy Austin Powers or the titular ogre from the Shrek movies. Well, we decided to take a look at both Saturday Night Live and our favorite Mike Myers movies to find our picks for the comedian’s funniest quotes.

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The most quotable, hilarious things Mike Myers has said on SNL or in his movies.

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