28 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Life's But One Verrrry Funny Joke
Hello, welcome. I'm back with your version of this:
considering deleting twitter and having my friend recap the timeline for me like it’s the daily paper pic.twitter.com/2jhPYm7tL9
— yasmin (@ycsm1n) April 9, 2024
Sadly, this version is digitized, but hopefully, it saves you time from scrolling for all the funny tweets from the week! Let's get right into 'em:
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My coworkers have a chronic gossiping problem and today they decided that I would be the topic of discussion😃. What a big mistake because unfortunately for them, I was behind the door and I’ve been waiting for this day LMAOOOO.
— . (@JulianaAneko) April 9, 2024
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ymao (yapping my ass off)
— logan🍊 (@lilgeminibby) April 10, 2024
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bout to have the best sleep of my life pic.twitter.com/O1EcUIW6hd
— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) April 10, 2024
Amazon / Via amazon.ca
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Five year plan? I just wake up every day and see what the vibes are.
— Cali (@calidaysay) April 10, 2024
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If you feel like your life is bad just remember you're not on LinkedIn making posts that start with "I'm Deloitted to announce..."
— 𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞 🕊️🩶 (@carbdiem) April 11, 2024
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I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said “probably snacks”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 10, 2024
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Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now
— Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) April 13, 2024
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they were getting in the way of her having a sugar daddy so i understand https://t.co/r9cA1bZW7E
— jojo (@helllojojo) April 11, 2024
Walt Disney Pictures / Via Twitter: @helllojojo
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And? They deserved it https://t.co/cGcyj4eS8h
— Gleek of the Week Pod (@GOTWpod) April 11, 2024
Fox / Via Twitter: @GOTWpod
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gossip girl is the perfect background show when ur home alone bc it’s like ok there are girls gossiping here. i’m safe
— chase (@_chase_____) April 13, 2024
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I be sitting at a bar thinking I look like a bad bitch whole time I’m hunching my back
— bex (@defnotbex) April 11, 2024
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it is horrible when your birthday is over like now i’m just a civilian
— charlie (@chunkbardey) April 12, 2024
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I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED.
— Niccoya ☆ (@niccoyat) April 13, 2024
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pandas have huge teeth, bite force of a lion, gigantic sharp claws, and the strength of any other bear. yet they choose to be silly. the power in that.
— Becca O'Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) April 13, 2024
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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
— Ed (@eddo75) April 9, 2024
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So I had this idea for hamburgers in the shape of hotdogs. I didn’t think it all the way through, clearly. pic.twitter.com/SHwst7YUJp
— Eric Bandholz (@bandholz) April 13, 2024
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— Orwell & Goode | $TREN (@OrwellNGoode) April 13, 2024
Empire Tactical Gear / Via gb-empiretacticalgear.glopalstore.com
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Millennials preparing for the 37th once in a lifetime event in the last 5 years pic.twitter.com/k9LoUwrXBZ
— Don Johnson (@DonMiami3) April 13, 2024
Vantagenews / BACKGRID / Via Twitter: @DonMiami3
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not the meteor just hit 😭😭😭 https://t.co/52G5Cu11pJ
— king 🪿🇨🇩 (@HigherThanHoney) April 10, 2024
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I think the funniest shit ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them “You gotta stop.” like they can control it. 😭
— 𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🧚🏾 (@nottydesignss) April 14, 2024
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this is like if the president stopped going to the white house https://t.co/Yt7gOVhsoE
— rob (@jezfrompeepshow) April 14, 2024
@vanessahudgens / Via instagram.com
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me driving the idgaf bus pic.twitter.com/g5lYUp1fva
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) April 14, 2024
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me driving: “hurry up! acting like yall never seen an accident before”me when it’s my turn to look: pic.twitter.com/AEpekmdb0u
— ❒ (@RlCKYRAGE) April 13, 2024
RESAY / Shine Australia / Via Twitter: @RlCKYRAGE
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me at 3 am making sure the pile of clothes on my chair is not a person: pic.twitter.com/56vIEQI7Xq
— C. (@corbin_butler) April 10, 2024
RESAY / Shine Australia / Via Twitter: @corbin_butler
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me when i see another table get their sizzling fajitas pic.twitter.com/AEpekmdb0u
— ❒ (@RlCKYRAGE) April 13, 2024
RESAY / Shine Australia / Via Twitter: @RlCKYRAGE
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