Creator of satire, cartoons, and other humorous musings.
I'm the life coach who is going to help you reach your post-apocalyptic potential
Like cockroaches, I firmly believe that life coaches, I particular the guru variety who insist you can vision board your way to success, will still be around after the apocalypse. They will have their job cut out for them, but they will always find someone who wants to "reach" their potential.
6d agoStop asking your alligator-less friends when they are going to get an alligator
People often feel compelled to ask childless couples of a certain age why they don't have kids. It's not a very wise thing to do and usually comes from a place of trying to "help" that couple have a fulfilling life. I imagined instead of asking when they are going to have a baby, one might ask when are they going to have an alligator to highlight the absurdity of the noisiness.
7d agoShakespeare receives birthday gifts from some of his most famous characters
For Shakespeare's birthday some of his most famous characters are sending him gifts. Not all of them are particularly happy with his portrayals however, and it shows.
17d agoAlexa is done with her human's foolishness
We should all be worried for the day when our smart devices get tired of dealing with our dumb questions.
18d agoCat owner receives yearly performance review from her feline
Cats are honestly in charge when it comes to the human feline relationship. We're just lucky that most can't give us scathing performance reviews like this cat.
23d agoSorry we're blocking your way but we're in love so there's nothing we can do
It's very frustrating when that couple holding hands on the sidewalk walk slowly and don't care if others have to step off sidewalks to get by. But now one of them is speaking out and her excuse? Love is more important than whatever you are heading to.
25d agoFlirty opening lines from men obsessed with the Roman Empire
They say that some men think about the Roman Empire multiple times a day. With that much brain power going towards the subject, you know their pickup lines have got to be touched by the Rome theme.
a month agoThe ravages of time are coming for your baby but you can stop it
We live in a culture obsessed with youth and are always seeking out anti-aging products and hacks. 10-year old are buying acids at Sephora hoping to get the dewy skin of a 5-year-old. But what if 10 is too late? Shouldn't you try to protect your child from aging from the cradle?
a month agoAre you two becoming romantic, or are you just a guest on his podcast?
It's easy to miss the signs of a real connection when you're actually a guest on someone's podcast. With this quiz you'll never have to wonder again. Now you'll know if he's into you, or just the content you provide.
a month agoI, your dying houseplant, curse you and all your descendants
Some people are not good with plants. Often we let them die because of neglect. Then we move on to the next plant, promising to do better. It never goes well. What do those plants think of us? Now you don't have to wonder because this plant is speaking out and it's pissed.
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