Fifth Grader Gives Master Class In Teaching Boys That No Means No

Mallory Schlossberg
Updated

From Redbook

Fifth grader Zoe should go around giving lectures to men at bars who do not know how to take a hint.

Proof: her list of "rules and regulations" for Noah, a boy personified by a stick figure with some bad side bangs who is obviously having trouble grasping that, no, she does not want to play with him. The list was originally posted by Twitter user Denny Dimples, and it's been going viral.

It makes sense why - these are pretty good rules that all women should give to men who won't let up.

The first rule? "Do not touch my shoulder."

Second? "Do not get behind me with all that playing and foolishness." In fact, "don't get behind me at all."

Don't forget that speaking to Zoe is not permitted, unless she talks to you first... "which will be never."

Do you hear her? If not, she advises you to "reread 500 times."

Read the full list below.

May we all be as boss as Zoe and create lists for men annoying us, too. If only we all had a janator [sic] we could call in times of need.

(H/t Scary Mommy)

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