ALERT: This ATM Dispenses Pizza — Dreams Really Do Come True

From Seventeen

DREAMS DO COME TRUE, YOU GUYS. Xavier University, a college in Ohio, is installing the first pizza ATM in North America, which dispenses warm pizza with the touch of a button.

Pizza ATMs have existed in Europe for 14 years, a spokesperson for the French pizza-vending machine company Paline told the Associated Press. The machine holds 70 pizzas at once. Customers can select one of the $10 pizzas using a touch screen; after the pizza is heated for several minutes inside the machine, it will be placed into a cardboard box and delivered.

If pizza from a giant robotic box sounds gross, let this woman from New York - arguably one of the greatest pizza cities in the world - tell you otherwise: Xavier's marketing director Jennifer Paiotti told WCPO-TV that the pizza is among the best she's ever had.

Xavier's pizza ATM opens on September 8, aka the same day I will arrive on campus with a stack of $10 bills and a raging appetite.