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30 Times Kate Middleton Had Glorious, Glorious Hair

Justine Carreon

September 29, 2016 at 7:24 PM

<p>Kate Middleton is a princess of the people who <a rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.elle.com/fashion/celebrity-style/g28328/kate-middleton-recycled-clothes/" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:reuses her clothes;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">reuses her clothes</a> and <a rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a38990/construction-worker-kate-middleton-giggle/" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:giggles at hot construction workers;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">giggles at hot construction workers</a> just like a normal person. <span>But don't let that fool you. The royal Duchess of Cambridge is </span>no average human being. She married a prince, her son looks like a literal <a rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BK8zE5vgUI4/?taken-by=kensingtonroyal" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:cherub;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">cherub</a>, she has an abnormally large collection of fascinators, and she did her own damn makeup on her wedding day. But if that won't convince you of her divine existence, her hair will. Click through for the evidence. </p>

<p>So far, 2016 Kate belongs to the chic bun adorned with a fascinator. Fascinating. </p>

<p>Seen here in September 2016. </p>

<p>And again, back in January 2016. </p>

<p>Same look, different year. Here, in March 2015.</p>

<p>Twisted and knotted into a perfect, low bun. </p>

<p>She also wears fascinators atop half-up styles. </p>

<p>This easy half-up can be achieved by us mere plebs. Just wrap the base with a section of hair and curl the ends. </p>

<p>A red carpet updo in October 2015.</p>

<p>She shocked the world in 2015 when she got bangs. </p>

<p>She swept her bangs to the side and pulled her hair into a simple, mid-pony. </p>

<p>Sporty Kate stays classy by wrapping her ponytail at the base. </p>

<p>The twisted half-up in April 2014. </p>

<p>Similar style, different fascinator. </p>

<p>Again with a wrapped ponytail and yet <em>another </em><span>hat. </span></p>

<p>Kate attend the Portrait Galla in November 2012 in face-framing layers and barrel curls. </p>

<p>A bump at the base of Kate's pony added subtle volume to this hairstyle. </p>

<p>A complicated half-up never looked so easy. </p>

<p>This half-up is folded in, with volume pulled up at the crown (and again, topped with a hat). </p>

<p>For this look, use a large barrel and curl outward, then softly brush through to create unified ringlets. </p>

<p>Kate twisted the ends of her half-up to create a swirled look, secured with seemingly invisible bobby pins. </p>

<p>A half-up, braid, and low bun all in one. </p>

<p>THOSE ARE MINI PLASTIC BUTTERFLY CLIPS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. </p>

<p>Kate's forever look: the side part, with soft, glossy waves. </p>

<p>Seen again, literally glowing. </p>

<p>Kate accessorized her low bun with pearl-tipped bobby pins. </p>

<p>That <em>one </em><span>time Kate's hair looked less than prim (post-marriage) was when she was on a tour of the Solomon Islands, here at Honiara, Guadalcanal Island<span> in September 2012. Still gorgeous. </span></span></p>

<p>Surpassing mortal standards with shiny, bouncy hair. </p>

<p>You know that stage when you grow out your bangs and they hang awkwardly by your cheek and never look good? Kate doesn't experience that. </p>

<p>Looking like the posh Brit she is. </p>

<p>Carefree Kate with a mid-ponytail, pictured here in 2007. </p>

Kate Middleton is a princess of the people who reuses her clothes and giggles at hot construction workers just like a normal person. But don't let that fool you. The royal Duchess of Cambridge is no average human being. She married a prince, her son looks like a literal cherub, she has an abnormally large collection of fascinators, and she did her own damn makeup on her wedding day. But if that won't convince you of her divine existence, her hair will. Click through for the evidence.

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Kate Middleton is a princess of the people who reuses her clothes and giggles at hot construction workers just like a normal person. But don't let that fool you. The royal Duchess of Cambridge is no average human being. She married a prince, her son looks like a literal cherub, she has an abnormally large collection of fascinators, and she did her own damn makeup on her wedding day. But if that won't convince you of her divine existence, her hair will. Click through for the evidence.

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