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You've got to feel for newsreaders.  No matter what story they're telling, whether it's shocking, sad, or just plain bizarre, they have to do their best to keep a straight face SEE ALSO: Man becomes goat for 3 days, wins award During a segment on British designer Thomas Thwaites, the man who recently won an award for living as a goat for three days, the reporter above - understandably - couldn't stop herself from cracking up. You can't really blame her, to be fair.

Ken Reed sat down at the main bar of the Tin Lizzy tavern with two things in mind: to dig into the tavern’s oversize cheese steak, and watch the presidential debate. Donald “Trump had the upper hand this evening,” she said, citing his command of the back-and-forth between him and Hillary Clinton. Reed, 35, is a registered Democrat and small businessman. “By the end of the debate, Clinton never said a thing to persuade me that she had anything to offer me or my family or my community,” he said, sitting at the same bar that has boasted local icons as regulars, such as the late Fred Rogers, and Arnold Palmer, who had his own stash of PM Whiskey hidden behind newer bottles of whiskey for his regular visits.

Lauren and Jrue Holiday. Courtesy of Facebook.com/LaurenHoliday Retired soccer star Lauren Holiday is pregnant and expecting her first baby in a month-and she’s having brain surgery just a few weeks later. Holiday, 28, has a benign (meaning, not cancerous) brain tumor that was discovered when she was six months pregnant, her husband Jrue Holiday recently revealed. "Obviously, we were and are still very excited about the birth of our first child, but our focus shifted from having this magnificent blessing to making sure everything is going to be OK with Lauren and the child," Jrue told NOLA.com. "Our priorities right now are being able to manage Lauren's symptoms and still have a fairly healthy

Billionaire NASCAR and IndyCar team owner Roger Penske is selling his home in Birmingham, MI, a posh Detroit suburb, for $2.5 million. The 4,607-square-foot, two-story Colonial was custom-built in 2001 and features four bedrooms, heated driveway and walkways, gym, wine room, and sauna. Its master suite has dual walk-in closets and a marble bathroom. Custom millwork and built-ins are found in most of the home's 17 rooms. Penske, 79, is one of the founding fathers of American auto racing. In his 20s, he raced professionally, winning four consecutive Sports Car Club of America National Championships from 1960 to 1963 and was named Sport Illustrated's Driver of the Year in 1961. He retired as a driver

BELLEVUE, Ohio -  A woman accused of assaulting a McDonald's employee for working too slowly has been sent to prison for violating probation for a previous offense. Mary Jordan, 33, of Sandusky, Ohio, was on probation after serving a 20-month prison term received in March 2014 for two counts of complicity to commit forgery when she was arrested in connection with the June 8 McDonald's assault. Jordan smiled widely in her police mugshot and was charged with one misdemeanor count each of assault and child endangerment in the Bellevue incident. She was sentenced Aug. 26 to seven months in prison for violating terms of her probation in the 2014 case. Jordan and two other Sandusky women, Ashley England