generic Your Daily DogScope for April 12, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Life would be a lot easier if you weren't so independent. Can't you have fun and do as you're told at the same time? Give it a try; the results might surprise you.
Taurus
Charm will only take you so far today. You'll be wasting it on the unreceptive. It might make you scratch your head, but the answer is simple: They're non-dog people.
Gemini
Are you partners in action or partners in crime? Make the intelligent choice. Don't leave things up to other dogs. The last thing you or your owner needs is another stint in the big doghouse.
Cancer
Someone has you mistaken with someone else. After all, you're a pet, not a service dog. Don't let them make you feel bad for always putting yourself first. If they want someone to fetch the paper, that's their problem.
Leo
So you think your owner will bring you along. And you go so far as to stockpile your rawhide. You're out there. There's no way your passion for travel will be acknowledge by a human.
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Virgo
It's no time to go with the flow. If you can't seem to break from the pack, then force yourself to. They're headed in the wrong direction, with or without the dog walker.
Libra
If you're wondering how your owners can eat snack after snack without offering you some, chances are they have no clue. Televisions can do that to some humans. Do a better job of communicating your presence.
Scorpio
Your personal life would be influenced by philosophy, if you had a philosophy. Since you don't, cobble together the rules of the road that you do follow, and pass them along to a younger dog.
Sagittarius
A certain someone seems jovial, but you sense something hard for humans to observe. Yes, they're nervous, but the reason may be completely innocent. They like your human, perhaps?
Capricorn
Wake up! Another dog gets the bone with unconscious speed. Consider it a lesson learned, and keep your eyes, ears and nose on alert.
Aquarius
If you're not underfoot, you could get left behind. A group hike is being planned but not in your honor. Keep your ears up for the jingle of keys, and make sure you get out the door with the rest.
Pisces
It's easy to do the right thing when other dogs are around. They understand that it's first come, first served. Your owner thinks differently. You'll have to be submissive and give up the bone, if only for show.
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