Somehow a virgin manages to be one of the creepiest people we've seen in a while.
Debra ('Teen Mom')
Farrah's a nightmare, but this week we got to see her sister Ashley and she is also inexplicably horrible to her mother. That leads us to believe that because Debra raised these two obnoxious young ladies, she may be at the root of this problem. Also, she has zero sense of humor, starts fights with her daughters at inopportune moments, and lets a baby paint a dog with nail polish, all because actually being a responsible adult is too much of a challenge for this passive-aggressive woman. When you make Butch look like a halfway decent parent, you know you've got problems.
Ramona ('Real Housewives of New York')
She calls Heather phony, but then she goes and hugs her frenemy LuAnn because that makes so much sense. The worst part is that she yells at Heather at a party, and when Heather tries to ask for an explanation, she screeches, refuses to make eye contact, and walks away. She's rude, clearly delusional, and just looking to find ways to be the center of attention at all times.
Skippy ('Virgin Diaries')
At first we thought it was just sad that Skippy was a 34-year-old Mormon virgin who lives in his mom's basement. But then he started showing off how he collects lint for his belly button lint collection (it's in a jar) and proudly presented his homemade line of T-shirts. It includes one that says "I made out with Skippy for three minutes," which he gives to women as souvenirs. We started to get concerned about the lotion in the basket about the time he took his mom to a club (she was wearing a "Wing-Mom" shirt.) to help him scope out women to dance with. He gave them stickers proclaiming his awesomeness, and then he started begging them to make out with him and go on dates. We felt like we needed a very long shower. Oh, and we almost forgot to mention that he brings a hair dryer with him to a club so he can deal with his profuse sweating issues in the hallway between dances, and that his idea of dating involves bringing a woman to his basement and having some gross dirty dude play guitar for her while Skippy molests her during a slow dance.
Kalon ('The Bachelorette')
This charmer hasn't changed his ways since leaving the show. Instead of going on the "Men Tell All" special and sheepishly apologizing for his actions, he made matters worse by tweeting a picture of a baggage claim with the caption saying he was surprised that Emily wasn't there. Then he passed it off as "humor" and said he was flattered she followed him on Twitter. Jerk.
Mike ('The Glass House')
We're not sure why Mike started screaming the F word at Joy repeatedly and making her cry. Because the show has such limited time that everything is poorly edited, we can't be sure she didn't start this war. But who deserves to be treated like that? It's no wonder America thought he sucked so much that he landed in the bottom two.
She fell asleep, left a baby alone with nail polish, and made no attempt to clean up the poor puppy. Also, what would have happened if the baby had swallowed the polish? She's irresponsible and tried to blame it on her daughters for not putting the polish away, whereas a good grandma would have put it out of the baby's reach.
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