'Superstore' 5 Tips to Surviving a Severed Thumb

On Thursday's Superstore, Marcus had a deli-related accident and sliced off his thumb. Amy tried to help him and, at the same time, keep his thumb-less hand a secret from the management. She seemed to know how to handle a severed finger and immersed the thumb in a cold liquid. Because they were in a deli, they closest thing they had was a tub of guacamole. It's important to always have guacamole around for first aid situations. Amy ushered Marcus to her car to rush him to the hospital, only to realize that Marcus had left his thumb-filled guacamole container somewhere in the store. One must always remember to keep their severed thumbs with them at all times. Knowing that they couldn't find his opposable digit alone, the two enlisted their co-workers to search for the thumb. Garrett looked among a customer's beige towels, Jonah searched among a pile toy severed fingers, and many guacamole containers were thrown out. Friends are generally the best people to help find missing body parts. Sadly, nobody found the missing finger until a customer complained about finding a thumb in his guacamole.