The Big-Name TV Pilots You'll Never See
Sarah Silverman (untitled NBC comedy)
Sarah Silverman won't be making her network debut anytime soon; her untitled NBC comedy never got off the ground. The foul-mouthed comedienne played an aimless thirtysomething woman who heads back to her old apartment to recover after a breakup and finds everything's changed but her. Okay, that's admittedly not much of a premise, but we love Silverman's whacked out sense of humor -- and Jeff Goldblum was going to play her ex-boyfriend! Alas, we'll never get to witness the crackling chemistry between those two.