Dating Profiles of Our Favorite TV Singles
Tom Haverford, "Parks and Recreation" (NBC)
Serial entrepreneur and self-idealized lady-killer. A proven patriot, he has worked for the government and is willing to marry others so that they can become citizens of this great country. His real name might be considered exotic (Darwish Sabir Ismael Gani), but he hails from South Carolina, which means he can talk knowledgeably about "Beautiful Creatures." Interests include fashion, word games with tiles or verbally (especially when cutting deals), the latest online apps, and of course the ladies. You may hate yourself in the morning, but at least you'll be laughing.