He is risen -- and ready for revenge.
"Saturday Night Live" debuted Quentin Tarantino's latest historic epic Saturday, and "DJesus Uncrossed" features Christoph Waltz rising after three days to kick Roman ass. As humble carpenter Jesus H. Christ -- the H. is silent -- Waltz walks on water to strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who nailed him to the cross. Apparently he says the N-word a lot, too. Watch the video: