‘Saturday Night Live’ #TBT: Pop the New Xanax Pill This Summer

Summer isn’t just about going to the beach, barbecuing by the pool, and roasting marshmallows by a campfire. It’s also the season of — sigh! — weddings, and now that marriage equality is the law of the land, there are even more weddings to attend than ever.

Not only that, gay weddings are often too fabulous to bear for schlubby straight people, which is why this Saturday Night Live faux-ad hits home. Xanax for Gay Summer Weddings: “the only anti-anxiety medication that relieves the stress of attending a bunch of spectacular gay summer weddings.”

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Feeling under-dressed next to perfectly pressed linen suits? Pop the pill! Don’t know the choreography to that unreleased Beyoncé song? Pop the pill! Ashamed that you didn’t ship in a present from France? Astounded that Barack Obama called to congratulate the happy couple? Pop… the… pill.

Saturday Night Live returns for its 42nd season this fall.