Who Were the Worst Reality TV Stars This Week?
Learning to fly... or at least coping with someone forcing you on a plane.
Ashlee ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
Even putting aside the idiotic way she's decided to spell her name, or the tragic new hair color she's sporting, she's a terrible human being. She's so useless that when her mom and stepdad try to ship her off, she can't even do that right. She missed a flight because she was busy looking for snacks (and called for a ride, seemingly before the flight left), and then nearly missed her second flight because her prescription drugs made her spacy. Just go away already.
Aubrey O'Day ("Celebrity Apprentice")
She tried to make Arsenio tap-dance and didn't see why that could be construed as racist, dressed like a slutty cheerleader (against everyone's advice), ignored her project manager, redid the entire staging to display her breasts better, and then got angry when Arsenio dared to disagree with her.
Aubrey volunteers to model in this clip from next week's "Celebrity Apprentice":
We normally don't like to put people who are just dumb on this list, but she's dumb and heinous. Instead of taking deserving castaways on the family reward, she picked people who would most enjoy partying. Then she sullenly pouted after she lost a challenge and refused to high-five the winner, Kim. And then moments after saying she didn't understand why people were picking on her, she talked about how much she loved blindsides. We do, too. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Christina Aguilera ("The Voice")
Why does she hate Tony Lucca so much? It's really peculiar. Her off-base critiques of him are completely out of line with what the other judges have to say (and obviously how America is voting) -- they seem to be based on some anger issues from their old days at the Mickey Mouse Club. She also isn't competent at judging, as she wussed out and gave her two people the same score instead of owning up to her opinions.
Willam ("RuPaul's Drag Race")
After making us wait all this time, she's going with the story that she slept with her boyfriend in violation of the rules and that's why she got kicked off the show. There's something fishy there, but after all of this forced drama, we don't care anymore.