True Blood Episode Recap: "Whatever I Am, You Made Me"
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Just two weeks after I praised True Blood for keeping the focus on vampires, I'm starting to think that I spoke too soon. This week, two story lines of seasons past — Lafayette's brujo powers and those damned faeries — reared their ugly heads, making me think that Season 5 is going to be just as crowded an affair as the previous three have been. Let's survey the damage:
Secret's out now! Add Sam, Arlene and Alcide to the list of people who know that Tara is a vampire.
As much as Sam bores me to tears, I have to admit that back in the early days of the show, I loved the chemistry he shared with Tara in their friends-with-benefits phase. He softened her; she encouraged him to have a spine. So it was nice to see him attempt to take care of his old friend by, um, stuffing her in a meat locker for the daylight hours.
Once Tara comes out of the cold, though, the permanence of her state really hits her. In response, she breaks into a salon and tries to commit suicide by tanning bed. "You stupid bitch," Pam says, when she senses what she's up to.
Is it any surprise that Jason once slept with his teacher? No, but once he and Miss Steeler (guest star Melinda Page Hamilton, who you might recognize as Anna Draper, Don Draper's fake late wife) decide to get back in the saddle again 15 years later, something infinitely surprising happens: Jason learns something. Sure, Miss Steeler may have taught Jason to do the only thing he's ever been good at, but what happens to a numbskull like Jason when sex stops making him feel good? As sweet as he is, it's not like he can start relying on his winning personality to get by.
As he reflects on his really bad luck with women (Maude Pickens, Sarah Newlin, Amy, Crystal, Jessica), he realizes — and actually vocalizes! — that there's a hole inside him that he's trying to fill with sex. He says this to calm Jessica, who has a fang boner after meeting a man who smells like "cotton candy, fresh-baked bread and sex." I'm guessing this man, who was at a dress shop picking up an order for his 16 sisters, is a faerie, so it appears that Andy's day of reckoning is nigh. (Remember that promise he made?)
I just pray that True Blood's next faerie-related story line is more entertaining than the last one. Sookie's seven minutes (year) in faerie heaven last season was totally lame, wasn't it?
Well, looky here! It's Bill and Lorena who are draining Pam's hookers in 1905 San Francisco. Eric is again present to save the day, which impresses Pam — so much so that not only does she sleep with him (duh), but she also decides that she wants Eric to turn her.
Now obviously this is a big decision, and not one I think many could come to easily. But credit goes to the writers and Kristin Bauer's acting here, as she very handily convinces us that an old madam is a pitiful, diseased wretch of a thing and no charitable man should allow a woman to suffer such a fate.
Her speech worked on me, but not on Eric, who says that becoming a maker is too important to take lightly. Poor Pam, destined to die coughing tubercular blood into a very tasteful hanky. But no, such a passive death won't do for our willful Pam, so she slits her wrists and basically forces Eric to turn her. It's a tricky wrinkle in their history and adds layers of meaning to their subsequent interactions, no?