'Breaking Bad' ends, but 10 lessons linger
This image released by AMC shows Walter White, played by Bryan Cranston, teaching chemistry class in a scene from the pilot episode of "Breaking Bad." The series finale of the popular drama series aired on Sunday, Sept. 29. (AP Photo/AMC, Doug Hyun)
NEW YORK (AP) — Sunday's "Breaking Bad" turned out the lights on one of the darkest shows in television history.
Even as this drama cooked up storylines that celebrated evil and depravity, "Breaking Bad" gleamed with a bright side, too. There were plenty of positive messages for the viewer who acknowledged them during the series' five-season run.
Here are 10 lessons "Breaking Bad" leaves behind:
— Stay in school and study hard!
As Walter White demonstrated after he ditched teaching for producing crystal meth, you can make millions from a subject like chemistry that far too many youngsters (including Mr. White's bored students) find annoying and useless. Walt (aka drug lord Heisenberg) proved otherwise with his storage shed of money.
— Chemistry has everyday applications.
The next time you dispose of a corpse with hydrofluoric acid, all you devoted "Breaking Bad" viewers will know not to dissolve the body in a bathtub, but instead in a plastic container. You learned this valuable tip in Season 1, when Walt's lab assistant Jesse Pinkman disregarded his instructions and regretted it. The acid memorably dissolved through the bathtub and floor at Jesse's house, leaving a bloody mess in the hallway downstairs. You won't make that mistake.
This image released by AMC shows Jesse Pinkman, played by Aaron Paul, using acid to dissolve the body of drug dealer Emilio Koyama in the pilot episode of "Breaking Bad." The series finale of the popular drama series aired on Sunday, Sept. 29.(AP Photo/AMC, Lewis Jacobs)
— Family is oh, so important.
"Breaking Bad" reminds you that entering the drug trade and messing with the wrong people in it can lead to your wife and teenage son despising you. It can also lead to your brother-in-law getting brutally murdered. You would hate that if it happened.
— Build a better mousetrap!
Steve Jobs knew it. Jeff Bezos knows it. Walt White serves as a mythical champion of their kind of acumen: Offer a better product with an obvious advantage, and the world (or, anyway, addicts who loved Walt's super-potent "blue sky" crystal meth) will beat a path to your door.
— Need a lift? Try a personal makeover.
If you're stuck in a rut, like Walter White at the start of "Breaking Bad," consider a new look. Shave your head, grow a tidy, I-mean-business beard and fit yourself with a black pork pie hat. Then come up with a new name. Like Heisenberg. In your new identity, people will fear you and you're sure to go far.