'Amazing Race' Recap: Game of Groans
Between frustrating physical challenges, perturbed partners, getting lost, stubborn donkeys, and speed traps, "Amazing Race" competitors found plenty to whine, sigh, cry, scream, and complain about on Leg 7. Ironically, the team that bellyached the least -- even after they worked out that their demise was afoot and one of them got peed on by a goat -- was the one that got booted.
Still bouncing around Botswana -- which, according to Wynona "smells like a big ball of dung," -- the teams had to drive to Boro Village. Sounded easy enough, although Pam stepped in poop, Max and Katie couldn't find their way back to where they'd parked the car, and the YouTubers got extremely lost. They four-wheeled through the bushes and rolled up onto a beach full of kids. Joey's theory was that their GPS-dependent generation can't follow spoken directions or read maps.
Two teams were even pulled over for speeding -- the country singers and the newlyweds -- and had to make a time-consuming stop at the police station to pay their fine. The singers also had to rely on a stranger to go exchange money for them because Caroline, wasn't allowed to leave the station and Jen couldn't leave Caroline and luckily he was an honest stranger. Their inability to sweet-talk the cops after a valiant effort left one viewer with a sobering realization.
Katie, who had already started nagging her husband about losing the car, has a field day with his moving violation. "He's supposed to be the man. I said slow down. He's digging his own grave."
Meanwhile, it seemed like the hockey players were on their way to the pit stop courtesy of a successful Fast Forward before some of these folks even sniffed the village. Although Bates went in doubting his waterskiing skills, the brothers managed to stay up for a mile and overcome the fear that crocodiles were laying in wait in the murky water for their "Italian sausage lunch." They cruised stress-free in their undies to the pit stop at the Royal Tree private reserve. "I'm sitting in my underwear, it's a nice day, and you can't get better scenery than this. Africa looks good, too," one of them commented. For their third first-place finish, they were rewarded with $15,000 to split.
Bates brothers tearing it up #amazing race— ryan (@RyanMattson26) April 1, 2013
Everyone else was left to do the Road Block, which required two goats to be delivered upstream via a traditional (and unstable!) canoe. We learned that most players didn't know the first thing about steering or paddling. Wynona learned that goats do not just stay put like dogs, and what sound is made when you accidentally ram another boat (twice!). And Beth and Max learned that their partners can be snarky unsupportive hags. It seems par for Katie's course, but fans were seeing a new side to Mona, who had their goats in a sleeper hold.
We were not the only ones who found this segment hilarious:Nate Setar @NateSetar Watching @JoeyGraceffa trying to canoe with a stick is killing me