Ranking Dead: Ranking the Characters of ‘The Walking Dead’ Season 7, Episode 14

Welcome back to Ranking Dead, where we give a power ranking of The Walking Dead’s characters after every episode and tally up the points over the course of the season. This is how we’d rank the characters of Episode 14!

5) This Guy

I appreciate the fact that among the Saviors is this guy, a person who, before the world ended, probably wrote hot-take blog entries about how the English language is being destroyed.

4) Maggie

She got Daryl to be emotionally available for a second there, which is no easy feat. Also her knife-throwing class looks fun and instructive.

3) Simon

That’s right, Diet Negan is back. He took away the town doctor without much resistance from Hilltop, but more importantly, he is one of the only people that can get Gregory to shut his trap. Gregory’s such a bummer.

2) Sasha

Sasha and Rosita had kind of the same episode right until Sasha decided to take this commando mission on by herself for no great reason. That’s dumb! Brave, but dumb.

1) Rosita

Rosita deserved more than to be ditched by Sasha after opening up to her like that. I mean, she showed her how to make knots! But seriously, it was good to get even just a little bit of a backstory from a character not named Rick.

And now, our overall power ranking for Season 7. Remember, the higher you rank the more points you get and it adds up.

1. Negan (30 points)
2. Rosita (19 points)
3. Daryl (14 points)
3. Rick (14 points)
3. Michonne (14 points)
6. Carl (13 points)
7. Maggie (10 points)
8. Morgan (8 points)
8. Carol (8 points)
8. Simon (8 points)
11. Dwight (6 points)
11. Sasha (6 points)
13. Ezekiel (5 points)
13. Tara (5 points)
13. Jesus (5 points)
13. Jadis (5 points)
13. Benjamin (5 points)
18. Cyndie (4 points)
18. Eugene (4 points)
18. Jerry (4 points)
21. Gabriel (3 points)
21. Natalia (3 points)
23. Jim Bianco (2 points)
23. Beatrice (2 points)
23. Sherry (2 points)
23. Amber (2 points)
23. Nabila (2 points)
28. Shiva (1 point)
28. Heath (1 point)
28. Judith (1 point)
28. This Guy (1 point)

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